TOS Caption Contest #285: The Galileo Caption

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  1. Armored Saint

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    ",,, and then one day Spock was uh shootin' a some food, when up threw the ground came a' bubbling ... algae.
     
  8. Nerys Myk

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    SCOTT: No sign of a new contest here, either.

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    KELLOWITZ: No sign of a contest, sir.

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  15. Armored Saint

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    Sir, couldn't the female crew just douche themselves as needed, instead of making it a mandatory starbase maintenance sweep?

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    Navigator (thinking): ** The "bulge" in Lt Sulu's trousers is so much larger than mine **

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