Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by LeadHead, Apr 14, 2014.
Boma: That's the last time I ever pee outdoors!
"Naturally, Yeoman. That would be due to the milk shortage."
Spock: "These are not uncommon on Vulcan, but I've never encounter one on another world before."
Boma: "What is it?"
Spock: "Plomeek soup."
JETHRO: Uncle Jed! Them city fellers is fixin' to take your oil!
JED: Hand me my shotgun, Jethro.
Boma: Wait a minute, we're all wearing blue! Who's going to be the random death to prove that the situation is dangerous?
Spock: Doctor McCoy and I are both in the opening credits.
",,, and then one day Spock was uh shootin' a some food, when up threw the ground came a' bubbling ... algae.
SPOCK: Yet, still no sign of a new contest.
SCOTT: No sign of a new contest here, either.
KELLOWITZ: No sign of a contest, sir.
MCCOY: Still no new contest, Jim?
KIRK: We might be here a little longer, so I ordered coffee.
Boma: "I wonder if footwear in that size costs extra."
Spock: "Dr McCoy, I believe that this situation requires the expertise of one of your colleagues."
McCoy: "Yeah, well, Dr Scholl is busy right now trying to defeat an arch nemesis."
Boma: "Why did I get stuck playing third stooge to Moe and Larry?"
BOMA: Do you think the Captain and the Princess came this way?
MCCOY: In more ways than one.
SPOCK: I still don't see the logic of your inquiry, gentelmen.
BONES: You damn green-blooded hobgoblin, we asked to get rid of her clothes, not the girl.
Ferris: Ugh, Starbucks again? When the hell is Tim Hortons going to open a franchise in this sector?
Kirk: For once, commissioner, I agree with you. Time for a Timmies run! Navigator, set course for Earth. Helm, maximum warp.
Barista: What about all those colonists on New Paris?
Kirk: Good point. Hmm... a party pack of Timbits to go?
Ferris: Sounds like a plan.
Grignak: Roast and size *you* name, money *I* name, otherwise bargain, no!
Yeoman Mears: I don't know about this job. Captain Kirk is such a Herbert. Maybe I'll look into that movement that Doctor Severin has started.
McCoy: I'm not so much worried about the size of the footprint, but that it's the only one in the vicinity.
Scotty: Whose idea was it to put the waste extraction unit in the middle of the shuttle?
Crewman: Kelowitz reporting in, sir. All the dust bunnies have been cleaned from under your bed.
Kirk: Let me know if you have dust bunnies under your bed, Bones. Kelowitz still is paying off that bar debt he owes me.
Sir, couldn't the female crew just douche themselves as needed, instead of making it a mandatory starbase maintenance sweep?
...Well could I at least have a wet nap, or a moist towelette?
Scotty: Borgas Frat! Have you been eating green corn and napalm, Mister Spock?
Spock: Again, no, Mister Scott.
SCOTTY: Borgia frat, where all this salt water comes from?
Kirk: My God man, what happen to you on the planet?
Kelowitz: We haven't beamed down yet sir.
Kirk: Mister, there's a dress code on this ship.
Navigator (thinking): ** The "bulge" in Lt Sulu's trousers is so much larger than mine **
Kirk: "How are things down on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet, Mr. Kelowitz?"
Kelowitz: "Well, sir, we were having a great time...until Mr. Riley went into a Tellarite saloon and tried to order a bacon cheeseburger."
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