TOS Caption Contest #285: The Galileo Caption

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  1. Nerys Myk

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    SPOCK: None, Doctor. The coast is clear.
     
  2. Nerys Myk

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  5. Triskelion

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    Kirk: You're probably right...let's go over by the science station.


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    Bones: Bigfoot.
    Spock: Screw wonder. Enterprise, three to beam up.


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    Bones: Jim, it's unethical and against regs. Besides you can get better results filtering Rohypnol through the environmental controls.
    Kirk: Ok, but let's wait for Scotty's shift to end first. Nobody wants to see that.
    Bones: Jim, when you're right you're right.
     
  6. Jptrekker

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    Kirk: Commissioner...
    Ferris: Where I go, Grignak goes
    Kirk: well then, this coffee is as delightful as your presence on the bridge
     
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  8. Triskelion

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  9. Armored Saint

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  10. Armored Saint

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    SCOTTY: Still no trace of any easter egg.

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  11. Nerys Myk

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  12. Armored Saint

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  13. T'Girl

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  20. T'Girl

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