Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by LeadHead, Apr 14, 2014.
MCCOY: Any sign of the natives, Spock?
SPOCK: None, Doctor. The coast is clear.
FERRIS: I gotta admit, Kirk. I like your style.
"One ready to beam up, Captain. We've just completed work on the Genesis Cave."
Scotty: We cannae go anywhere without some sort of power!!
Yeoman: Jesus Christ, my eyes!!!!
Spock: Plomeek Power!! Prepare to disembark, Mr Scott !!
Ferris: Should we really be holding three cups of hot coffee over all these controls?
Kirk: You're probably right...let's go over by the science station.
Spock: Ah, fresh air, sunshine - this is how man was meant to live. Exploring the scientific wonders of the galaxy.
Spock: Screw wonder. Enterprise, three to beam up.
Spock: Nope, never mind, it's not a cop. It's just some sedgy grass.
Scott: Borgas frat, I already flushed it.
Kellowitz: It's bad, sir. The champagne room is in the storage closet.
Kirk: To boldly go, Lieutenant.
Kellowitz: Yes sir.
Kirk: How's that Valium spritzer idea coming along?
Bones: Jim, it's unethical and against regs. Besides you can get better results filtering Rohypnol through the environmental controls.
Kirk: Ok, but let's wait for Scotty's shift to end first. Nobody wants to see that.
Bones: Jim, when you're right you're right.
(with apologies to Nerys Myk)
Ferris: Where I go, Grignak goes
Kirk: well then, this coffee is as delightful as your presence on the bridge
FERRIS:YUCK! Kirk, this apple juice tastes like piss!
KIRK: Have you ever seen a starship carrying apple juice?
Kirk: Nice rack, Grignak.
Grignak: Takes permits many, money more.
BOMA: Guys like us just don't fall out of the fucking sky, you know.
BOMA: Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know.
SCOTTY: Still no trace of any easter egg.
CRAWFORD: Is it really a good idea to always depict Commissionners, Ambassadors and other officials as bossy buttfrustrated people in a "progressive" tv-show? I mean, the subordination of the military to civil power is fundamental in democracy.
Ferris: "It clear now after that little speech why you only let her serve drinks."
Spock: ``Geology Division reports they are already aware of your discovery, Mister Boma.''
McCoy: ``Apparently it's called dirt.''
MCCOY: Any chance it's a Hobbit?
Captain's Log. Dr. Bones says Ensign Galloway is dead. No autospy. Somehow, he was able to determine it and Mr. Spock concurred. As Spock had been in agreement with Bones, I'll have to believe it.
Don Marshall: We are gathered here today to mourn...my acting career.
Spock: "And you are certain, Doctor, that the track does not belong to LeadHead."
McCoy: "I'm certain Spock. Still no sign of him."
Scotty: "Nae, he's not down here either."
Kellowitz: "Captain, I've been through the very bowels of the TBBS. I'm telling you, there's no trace of LeadHead."
Kirk: "Keep looking, he's bound to show up sooner or later."
"Mmmm...two large cups. Lucky we need them because she obviously doesn't."
McCoy: "It's life, but not as we know it"
Spock: "What does that mean?"
McCoy: "It's dead"
Spock: "Well, the engines are screwed. We're not going anywhere."
Scotty: "Hang on; I was watching The Flintstones last night and I've had a great idea."
"Sir, I need to have the afternoon off"
"Why's that Lieutenant?"
"Well, I was using the Orgasmatron this morning and I accidentally turned it up to Kirk"
"Very well, crewman, you're relieved"
"Tell me something I don't know"
"Hey Jim, you know those rumours about Sulu? Well...we did the slingshot to 2014 and it turns out they're all true."
Yeoman No-Knockers: "You know I peed in yours right?"
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