TOS Caption Contest #285: The Galileo Caption

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  1. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Hello everyone, time for a new contest!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Fresh wine" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "New Equipment" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Risky Wager" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Hey, that's Spocks mom you're talking about!" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Oh, sooooo close!" Award, going to:

    Our photoshop award, goes to:


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    Thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

    And now, we caption "The Galileo Seven!"

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  2. Santa Garrus

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  4. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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  6. Jonas Grumby

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  9. 2takesfrakes

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  10. Alrik

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