TOS Caption Contest #283: Caption, Caption

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by LeadHead, Feb 23, 2014.

  1. Delta Vega

    Delta Vega Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Kirk............."You would think, in this day and age, we`d have widescreen, HD and a fucking remote"[​IMG]
     
  2. CorporalCaptain

    CorporalCaptain Admiral Admiral

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    I'm honored, LeadHead!


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    Humanoid Kirk: Obviously, we've materialized in some sort of alternate universe, in which our counterparts are bipedal creatures with bilateral symmetry, who wear clothing for protection instead of our natural armor plating.


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    Mirror Chekov: But ze agony booth really vas inwented in Russia! Arrrarrarrrgggh!


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    Kirk: It's a clever gambit, immobilizing us by doing nothing, forcing us to do nothing, except to monitor him, until he actually does something.

    Mirror Marlena: Genius.
     
  3. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    KIRK: That's it. Bones, you're fired. Scotty, you're in charge of making the still.

    SCOTTY: I thought you'd never ask.
     
  4. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    McCoy: Sorry, Jim. We tried reverse-engineering the hot pocket but it kept creating a subspace field inversion.
    Kirk: Did you try rotating the frequency?
    Scotty: The hell is he on about? These aren't bloody shield harmonics.
    Kirk: DID YOU TRY ROTATING THE FREQUENCY?!
     
  5. jep

    jep Captain Captain

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    Kirk: "I just cannot believe this."

    McCoy: "What, Jim, that we're in a parallel universe?"

    Kik: "What? No. I can't believe that in this universe, Chuck Norris is a pussy.


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  6. Noname Given

    Noname Given Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk: Look, I'm all for unique experiences at costume parties, Bones; but group fingerpainting? Really?
     
  7. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    KIRK: What do they mean, a lot of our stuff is scientifically inaccurate? Look at this professional and high-tech lab, we rock the science!
     
  8. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    McCoy: "Now that's what I call a tall, cool drink!"
    Uhura: "Why, thank you, Doctor! It's probably this uniform--"
    McCoy: "I'm talking about that blue stuff."
     
  9. Roddenberry

    Roddenberry Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Kirk: Scotty's homebrew makes me forget what happened last night.
    McCoy/Uhura/Scotty (in unison, nervously) : Aye, me too sir.

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    Shatner: I swear this fit me properly last season.
    Nimoy: Of course it did Bill.
    Doohan: It's even worse from the rear, like two shaved tribbles having a make out session.

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    Balding Blueshirt: Only took him down to my local, The Slaughtered Lamb and Chekov falls foul of the local wild life yet again.

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    Big Brother voice over guy: Spock's been sent to the diary room, unbeknownst to him, the other house mates have been allowed to watch.
     
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  10. CorporalCaptain

    CorporalCaptain Admiral Admiral

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    McCoy: That spot, I spilled acid there a year ago!

    Scotty: Orientine?

    McCoy: No, Dancing Bear-IV. Jim, we're in trouble! The stuff was in solution, but it's extremely volatile. We could feel the effects almost immediately. No sense of time, unusual but selective hallucinations, group psychosis—

    Kirk: This has already been one helluva bad trip!
     
  11. NTRPRZ

    NTRPRZ Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Bones, I don't care how many AMT or Polar Lights models of the Enterprise you've built, you still need to clean up your modeling desk.
     
  12. NTRPRZ

    NTRPRZ Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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  13. NTRPRZ

    NTRPRZ Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Marlena: You'll like this one. It's fast paced, witty, urbane, exciting, well written and totally believable!

    Kirk: Now I know I'm in an alternate universe!
     
  14. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    New contest will start either tonight or tomorrow!
     
  15. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    KIRK: TOMORROW?!?!?
     
  16. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Mirror Kirk: "Well, if you're going to keep me locked up in here, you could at least send me your captain's woman!"
     
  17. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    Spock: "Alphabetical or do you want me to mix it up?"
     
  18. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    KIRK LEADHEAD: I have to put a new shirt! Can't you be patient for the contest?
     
  19. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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  20. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Dam missed it..
    oh well what the hey..
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    Bald guy: "I hear it like getting the Lorena Bobbitt chop, and having it bit off at the same time"
    Other guy: "Ouch!!!, I read about her in Ancient history"
     
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