TOS Caption Contest #281: Who Captions for Adonais?

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Santa Garrus, Jan 18, 2014.

  1. Santa Claws

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    Kirk: Wait a minute... I think I used to watch this show on CBC as a kid! Wasn't there also a rooster in a bag?

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    McCoy: This is the fourth time Scotty's died this year! Once more and he gets a free six-inch sub!

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    Spock: You had the Broncos by 14 points. You owe 2000 credits. Don't make me get all "Vulcan death grip" on your ass.
    Kyle: Arg! Why am I betting on 250-year old sporting events without checking the results first?!

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    Apollo: Time's almost up, gentlemen!
    Kirk: OK, OK! (Whispering) There's only one survey answer left! If we answer correctly, we steal the points, otherwise the Klingon team wins!

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    Spock: How are the repairs going, Lieutenant?
    Uhura: They'd be going a lot better if I actually had some damn resistors and capacitors, instead of an empty circuit board!
     
  2. JirinPanthosa

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    MCCOY: Wow. That's amazing!
    KIRK: I know. The Roman Gods can as many mistresses as they want and turn them into cows when they start to get naggy!
    MCCOY: I mean, how big he is.
    KIRK: Umm, yeah, that's what I meant too.

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    MCCOY: He's dead Jim! How can you not be concerned?
    KIRK: Cause he'll be alive again by the end of the week. He's Scotty!
    MCCOY: Point.

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    SPOCK: Now that you've been transferred to security, your life insurance premiums are going to go up. We will adjust your pay accordingly.

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    KIRK: Why couldn't it have been Dionysus? Then it would have been the best week ever.

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  3. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    UHURA: It's "Uhura" with a "U".

    SPOCK: Ah, then I'll cancel the St Patrick's Day celebration I had planned.

    UHURA: Let's not get hasty.
     
  4. Santa Garrus

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