TOS Caption Contest #281: Who Captions for Adonais?

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  1. CorporalCaptain

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    Kirk: Well, gentlemen, what do you think?

    McCoy: I think it's damn rude of him not to bring dates for all of us.

    Chekov: Mhm.

    Scotty: Aye. Agreed.
     
  2. T'Girl

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    Carolyn: Dear Diary,

    It was a great group date

    I had a real good time

    The other four girls didn't show up






    (Go Seahawks)
     
  3. Jonas Grumby

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    Kirk: "Apollo looks exhausted. Is it possible using his powers against us drains his energy?"
    McCoy: "Possibly. But, then again, he's also been off somewhere alone with Lieutenant Palamas for the past hour."
    Scotty: "The little tramp!"
    Chekov: "I t'ink Meester Scott is a sore loser."
     
  4. LeadHead

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    Chekov: Why isn't LeadHead laughing about the whole "Go Seahawks" stuff?

    McCoy: He's a 49ers fan.

    :rommie:
     
  5. T'Girl

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    Kirk and Bones............."Erm, yip"
     
  7. Delta Vega

    Delta Vega Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Uhura.............."Its no wonder we always fucking break down, all this 1960s technology"
     
  8. CorporalCaptain

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    McCoy: I'm afraid it's serious, Jim.

    Kirk: What happened?

    Chekov: I merely said that Scotch was a Russian invention.
     
  9. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    BONES: He's red, Jim!
     
  10. T'Girl

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  11. Nerys Myk

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  12. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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  13. Redfern

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    Not a caption, just an observation.

    Assuming Uhura's accessing the components through one of the two grilles positioned beneath her station, the bridge crew are no doubt being blessed with a glorious view of her hinder!

    Sincerely,

    Bill
     
  14. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Spock: Lieutenant, may I ask what you are doing?

    Uhura: Just practicing. Anyone I catch staring at my backside gets one of these to the eyeball.

    (long pause)

    Spock: Carry on, Lieutenant.
     
  15. CorporalCaptain

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    Spock: Speed is essential, Lieutenant.

    Uhura: If it isn't done just right, I could blow the entire communications system.

    (pause)

    Spock: Did you remember to disconnect the power to your station before you began?
     
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    Console Spock is watching you solder.

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    I know it's heavy, Lieutenant, but since Starfleet started implementing these oversized PADDS, fatalities from puma attacks have decreased significantly.
     
  18. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Uhura: There's a problem with the comm system.

    Spock: The comm system? What is it?

    Uhura: It's the console that lets us talk to other starships. But that's not important right now.
     
  19. Nerys Myk

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    SPOCK: "Vulcan Love Slave"? Really?

    KYLE: Uh...It's not mine?
     
  20. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Spock: Mr. Kyle, please explain when our navigation system will be back on line.

    Kyle: I can't tell, sir.

    Spock: You can tell me, I'm the first officer.

    Kyle: No, I mean I'm just not sure.

    Spock: Can't you take a guess?

    Kyle: Hmm...Well, not for another two hours.

    Spock: You can't take a guess for another two hours?