TOS Caption Contest #281: Who Captions for Adonais?

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  1. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Kirk: "That's a big Twinkie!"

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    McCoy: "He's drunk, Jim"

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    Spock: "'G'Day' is not an accepted form of address for a superior officer, Mr Kyle."
    Kyle: "Freedom of religious expression, Mr Spock. And yes, 'Aussie' is a religion, cobber!"

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    Scott: "Well I never! She makes all flirty eyes with me, but as soon as we beam down, she's all over Adonis over there."
    Chekov: "You mean, Apollo."
    Kirk: "Starbuck, Apollo, who cares. He's overwhelmed even my awesomeness."
    McCoy: "I still reckon we all should wear togas."

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    Spock: "Junction B to adjunct A... Make sure the transtator is seated correctly in the housing... the subspace micro-coil should be grounded before removing..."
    Uhura: "Stupid back seat solderer!"
     
  2. Armored Saint

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    SCOTT: Good idea, but should we also wear sandals or keep our old high heel boots? As an engineer, it wouldn't be safe for my toes.
     
  3. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    SPOCK: My mind meld with the transporter's motherboard was successful, Kyle! Thanks to our new friend, no one will be ever able to replace us on this ship.
     
  4. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    BONES: Jim, McGivers with Khan, Palamas with Apollo, I begin to doubt it's a good idea to recruit humanities graduates.
     
  5. Jonas Grumby

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    Scotty: "Ah don' give a flip about shame, Captain! Ah'm pissed off about lost opportunity!"
     
  6. Nerys Myk

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    Kirk: "I didn't need eight years of school to come to that diagnosis."
     
  7. Jonas Grumby

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    Kirk: "Just between us, gentlemen, that's the sexiest bare shoulder I've ever seen!"
    McCoy, Scotty and Chekov (thinking simultaneously): "I'm not gonna be the one who asks him which one he means!"
     
  8. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    APOLLO: So, that's a no on the laurel leaves?
     
  9. Nerys Myk

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    APOLLO: So, that's a no on the laurel leaves?
     
  10. Jonas Grumby

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    Uhura: "There's tribble droppings in here!"
     
  11. CorporalCaptain

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    Uhura: Mister Spock, I haven't done anything like this in years.

    Spock: I haven't either. It's been 7.1 years, to be precise.
     
  12. Jonas Grumby

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    Uhura: "You are aware that everyone on the bridge can see you've got your hand on my bum, right?"
    Spock: "Meh. My image on this ship could use a little jazzing up."
     
  13. Bad Thoughts

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    Spock: Lieutenant, please hurry with the repairs. I must contact my alternative universe self so that I can learn how to bed you.
     
  14. Nerys Myk

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  15. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    Spock: Would this be an ideal time to discuss 'my feelings' about us?


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    Kirk, sotto: Remember, if he starts asking for everybody who believes in him to clap their hands, don't clap.
     
  16. CorporalCaptain

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    Spock: Remember, if you touch the sides, the ship explodes.
     
  17. johcomp

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    Bones: Jim, next time you shoot down an Amazon Drone, please make sure it's not carrying a Kindle Fire!
    Kirk: Let's hope it still works, or you'll be performing a chili enema on this lump of haggis!

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    Spock: Mr Kyle, the Captain has requested you upload your entire collection of Fifty Shades onto this Kindle device.
    Kyle: But Mr Spock I ca...
    Spock: All 3 episodes, Mr Kyle
    Kyle: But I don't know how to d....
    Spock: Your agonizer, please!

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    Spock: <Sniffs Deeply> Faaaaaaaascinating !
     
  18. Nerys Myk

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    SPOCK: What are your thoughts on the repairs, Lieutenant?

    UHURA: I'm thinking wearing this big of wig was a bad idea. No way I'm I getting it and my head out of here.
     
  19. T'Girl

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    Chekov: "It's huge."
    McCoy: "Meh, mine's bigger."

    (Go Seahawks)
     
  20. Mr. Laser Beam

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    ^ I didn't know McCoy was a Seahawks fan. ;)