TOS Caption Contest #281: Who Captions for Adonais?

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  1. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Hello everyone, new contest!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "The More You Know..." Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Legal Problems" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Complicated Controls" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Just can't escape it, can you?" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Sooooo.... good for us?" Award, going to:

    Our Photoshop Award, goes to:


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    Thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

    New contest! Lets go!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. Maurice

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  3. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise! When I said I wanted you to pick me up, I meant to use the transporter!

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    Kirk: So we're all agreed, Scotty "bumped his head" with no help from ANY of us!

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    Spock: Mister Kyle, I would like for you to read these cartoons about Miles O'Brien and how boring it is to be a transporter chief. Tell me how close it is to your life.

    Kyle: Why, Sir?

    Spock: The Captain wants to know if we need to make your life more boring.


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    Kirk: Everyone call him "Starbuck" and see if he gets the joke.

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    Spock: How long?

    Uhura: 2 hours.

    Spock: Unacceptable, the boxing match starts in 1 hour and we are not going Pay-Per-View again!
     
  4. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    APOLLO: I will not be ignored!

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    UHURA: Tell you what, Spock. If I need help, I'll ask you!
     
  5. Maurice

    Maurice Vice Admiral Admiral

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    ^^^I had to get that one in before anyone else thought of it. ;)

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    BONES: Okay. I've put him under. Now what?
    KIRK: Now we put him in Lt. Palamas's miniskirt and see if Apollo goes for it.


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    SPOCK: Your app does not conform to Apple iTunes standards. Rejected.


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    CHEKOV: Vurst. Toga party. Ewer!


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    UHURA: I've descrambled HBO and Showtime again, but this is the last time!
     
  6. BoredShipCapt'n

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  7. Jonas Grumby

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    TFTW, LeadHead!

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    McCoy: "I'd give real money if he'd wear pants instead of a toga when he does this."
    Chekov: "I think I'm going to need therapy."
    Kirk: "Someone go find Lieutenant Palamas. She's gonna wanna see this!"


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    Kirk: "Let this be a lesson to you, Mr. Chekov. This is the kind of trouble thinking with the 'little head' can get you into."


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    Spock: "Really, Mr. Kyle? A worker's compensation claim? All I did was shove you aside so I could get to the transporter controls."


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    Palamas: "Oh, don't mind them. They're just jealous."


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    Spock: "Shouldn't Mr. Scott be doing that?"
    Uhura: "I lost a bet."
     
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  8. BoredShipCapt'n

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  9. Sir Rhosis

    Sir Rhosis Commodore Commodore

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    Ensign Robert Wadlow joins the crew of the Enterprise.
     
  10. BoredShipCapt'n

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    Kirk: "Ensign, that sounds like the dumbest cartoon ever."
     
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    Kirk: "Get off my ship! You're a dead duck here."
    McCoy: "Wrong episode, Jim."
     
  12. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    KIRK: No.

    CHEKOV: Should it be in the atmosphere?

    KIRK: No.

    MCCOY: Should you have left Lt. Troi in charge?

    KIRK: No.
     
  13. Armored Saint

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    UHURA: Hmm, is that Vulcan version of Wicked Games I hear?
    Spock: Your way of handling a phallic-shaped object is so FASCINATING and LOGICAL!
     
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    Bones: Dammit, Jim! This isn't fanfic. You can't just insert your religious beliefs whenever you want.
    Kirk: When we get back to the Enterprise, I'd like to talk to Sulu about his "lifestyle choices."

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    Kirk: Chekov, did you give him the homemade Vodka?
     
  16. EnsignHarper

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    Contest over :bolian::techman::bolian::techman:
     
  17. Armored Saint

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    DOOHAN: YES IT IS!
     
  18. Wintermute

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    Kirk: No, Bones. Draw it on the forehead.


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    If you shake my Etch-a-Sketch, I will beam your transporter pattern into space chum.


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    Scotty can you do anything about that buffalo shot?
    I cannae break the laws of physics, Captain.


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    Spock: You don't handle this tool as well as me.
    Uhura: Outside the toolbox, sure.
     
  19. BoredShipCapt'n

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  20. BoredShipCapt'n

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