Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by LeadHead, Dec 24, 2013.
Uhura: *thinking* I wish he'd shake his hot Vulcan buns..
Spock: Limited telepathic abilities are inherent in Vulcanians, Miss Uhura. *starts twerking*
That goes for me too!
Yeoman Rand: Doctor, that is not the handle.
Sorry, George. Permission to post your pictures from this mission to Facebook denied.
SULU: But why Esperanto?
KIRK: A job's a job.
CHEKOV: Stifler's mama! She wussian!
SULU: Dude....Chick's a MILF
CHEKOV: Vrong timeline, aren't ve?
Shatner: "Mr. Lucas, if you ever want to work on this show again you will never frame another shot to make me look shorter than these guys."
McCoy: I had a dream last night that Starfleet had engineered these handles to look and feel like a human penis.
Kirk: Must have been a nightmare.
McCoy: Nightmare? Oh... yeah, yeah. Nightmare.
Sulu: Captain? Why would the Scalosians refer to you as Captain Quick Draw?
Kirk: Drive, Sulu. Drive.
Chekov: No, Keptin. It's definitely telling me to press the ANY key.
Wesley: Dammit, Jim, haven't you ever seen a threesome before?
Kirk: ... and that's how I found out that Denebian slime doesn't make for a great lube.
Sulu: "It's the Remakkian Minister of Police, Captain. He says he needs to talk to you concerning their Prime Minister's daughter."
Kirk: "Bones, what's the age of consent on Remakk? It's twenty-one, right?"
McCoy: "Twenty-three, Jim."
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