TOS Caption Contest #280: The Ultimate Caption

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  1. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Uhura: *thinking* I wish he'd shake his hot Vulcan buns..
     
  2. BoredShipCapt'n

    BoredShipCapt'n Commodore Commodore

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    Spock: Limited telepathic abilities are inherent in Vulcanians, Miss Uhura. *starts twerking*
     
  3. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    That goes for me too! :bolian::bolian:


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    Yeoman Rand: Doctor, that is not the handle.
     
  4. TorontoTrekker

    TorontoTrekker Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Sorry, George. Permission to post your pictures from this mission to Facebook denied.
     
  5. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    SULU: But why Esperanto?

    KIRK: A job's a job.
     
  6. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    CHEKOV: Stifler's mama! She wussian!
    SULU: Dude....Chick's a MILF
    CHEKOV: Vrong timeline, aren't ve?
     
  7. BoredShipCapt'n

    BoredShipCapt'n Commodore Commodore

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    Shatner: "Mr. Lucas, if you ever want to work on this show again you will never frame another shot to make me look shorter than these guys."
     
  8. Diesel Micky Dolenz

    Diesel Micky Dolenz Captain Captain

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    McCoy: I had a dream last night that Starfleet had engineered these handles to look and feel like a human penis.

    Kirk: Must have been a nightmare.

    McCoy: Nightmare? Oh... yeah, yeah. Nightmare.


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    Sulu: Captain? Why would the Scalosians refer to you as Captain Quick Draw?

    Kirk: Drive, Sulu. Drive.


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    Chekov: No, Keptin. It's definitely telling me to press the ANY key.


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    Wesley: Dammit, Jim, haven't you ever seen a threesome before?


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    Kirk: ... and that's how I found out that Denebian slime doesn't make for a great lube.
     
  9. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Sulu: "It's the Remakkian Minister of Police, Captain. He says he needs to talk to you concerning their Prime Minister's daughter."
    Kirk: "Bones, what's the age of consent on Remakk? It's twenty-one, right?"
    McCoy: "Twenty-three, Jim."
    Kirk: "Crap!"
     
  10. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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