TOS Caption Contest #279: Captionpaw

Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by LeadHead, Oct 28, 2013.

  1. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Korob: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird..

    Kirk: It's a plane...

    Spock: Gentlemen, I believe it is SuperLeadHead with the next caption contest.
     
  2. BoredShipCapt'n

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    Shatner: "Bravo! Bravo!"

    Doohan: "Applause isn't enough. We want opening credits."


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    Spock: "Captain, the atmosphere of this planet is having an unusual effect on your... um... postiche."

    Kirk: "I have no idea what you're talking about, Spock, but there's nothing wrong with my butt."


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    Spock: "Captain, need I remind you of the comparative sensitivity of Vulcan ears?"

    Uhura:
    "Definitely 'cranberry sauce,' sir."

    Kirk: "You're both wrong, it's 'I buried Paul.' Play it again, Lieutenant."

    Spock: "Sir, this is the 23rd century. We all agree that he is dead."


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    Kirk: "Alas, poor Yorick."

    Spock: "Shut up, Jim."
     
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  3. BoredShipCapt'n

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    Uhura: "LeadHead, this is Enterprise. Do you read? Repeat, this is Enterprise. Do you read? Enterprise to LeadHead. Please acknowledge."

    Kirk: "What the devil is he doing? Playing line-by-line or something?"

    Spock: "May I suggest a PM might be in order, Captain?"

    Kirk: "We can do those?"
     
  4. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Uhura: I'm getting a reply... he's watching silly things like Captain Picards Make it so video and assorted holiday episodes.

    Kirk: (laughs)

    Spock: Captain?

    Kirk: Bender as Santa Claus. Classic episode.
     
  5. LeadHead

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