Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by LeadHead, Sep 30, 2013.
Jeez Elaan, you`ve lost weight
Huh. Not every species dispenses Pez in the same place.
Jeez, Droxine you've gained weight.
Kirk: "Uh...no. Sorry to disappoint you, but it's just a disruptor pistol."
Uhura: Another one?
Scotty: Doctor, the "Booty Call" button is for the Captain's use only.
UHURA: Did someone just launch all of our photon torpedoes?
Eminian Star Trek Fan: No, I don't care what Greg Jein says... there's no way Starfleet had all their Constitution class ships in for repair at the same starbase at the same time!!
(With apologies for the craptastic image manip...)
Cloud."Hey boys...come and give ol Melllvar a hug mmmnn?"
Kirk " Damn...I thought Melllvar was straight"
Anan "Eek! shoot us Kirk..."
SCOTTY: They've been at it for four hours now. You wouldn't believe what a single conversation can shift to.
UHURA:.. and I just don't know if he even notices me, or pays attention to me at all...
McCOY: You owe me twenty bucks. She's been talking about Spock for half of it.
Scotty: Why did ye push the red alert button, Doctor?
Bones: Good gracious man! Can't you sense the tension between the female officers?? It's like a chess game against death!
Scotty: But there hasn't been a racial incident on a Federation starship in decades!
Bones: Who said anything about race? They wore the same hairstyle!
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