TOS Caption Contest #278: A Caption of Armageddon

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  1. Delta Vega

    Delta Vega Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Jeez Elaan, you`ve lost weight
     
  2. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Huh. Not every species dispenses Pez in the same place.
     
  3. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Jeez, Droxine you've gained weight.
     
  4. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk: "Uh...no. Sorry to disappoint you, but it's just a disruptor pistol."
     
  5. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Uhura: Another one?
    Scotty: Doctor, the "Booty Call" button is for the Captain's use only.
     
  6. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    UHURA: Did someone just launch all of our photon torpedoes?
     
  7. Avro Arrow

    Avro Arrow Commodore Commodore

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    Eminian Star Trek Fan: No, I don't care what Greg Jein says... there's no way Starfleet had all their Constitution class ships in for repair at the same starbase at the same time!!

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    (With apologies for the craptastic image manip...)
     
  8. T'Boggan

    T'Boggan Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Cloud."Hey boys...come and give ol Melllvar a hug mmmnn?"

    Kirk " Damn...I thought Melllvar was straight"

    Anan "Eek! shoot us Kirk..."
     
  9. CaptainBearclaw

    CaptainBearclaw Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    SCOTTY: They've been at it for four hours now. You wouldn't believe what a single conversation can shift to.
    UHURA:.. and I just don't know if he even notices me, or pays attention to me at all...
    McCOY: You owe me twenty bucks. She's been talking about Spock for half of it.
     
  10. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Scotty: Why did ye push the red alert button, Doctor?
    Bones: Good gracious man! Can't you sense the tension between the female officers?? It's like a chess game against death!
    Scotty: But there hasn't been a racial incident on a Federation starship in decades!
    Bones: Who said anything about race? They wore the same hairstyle!
     
  11. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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