TOS Caption Contest #278: A Caption of Armageddon

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  1. T'Girl

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    Shatner: "Hmmm ... maybe we should recast the role of Uhura with a different actress."


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  4. Nerys Myk

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    MCCOY: You're mind melding with a rat in the wall, you moron!
     
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  8. Jonas Grumby

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  9. Nerys Myk

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  12. Jonas Grumby

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  15. Triskelion

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  18. Jonas Grumby

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  20. Jonas Grumby

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