Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by LeadHead, Sep 30, 2013.
Shatner: "Hmmm ... maybe we should recast the role of Uhura with a different actress."
UHURA: We're going on a double date with them?!!
Shortly after freeing himself from the Denevan neural parasite, Spock was reluctantly forced to file a sentient rights complaint with Starfleet Command, after realizing the Enterprise had no braille signage at all.
KIRK: Have you made contact with the guard?
SPOCK: Yes, he's thinking about cheese and cats.
MCCOY: You're mind melding with a rat in the wall, you moron!
Kirk: What are you doing, Spock?
Spock: Reading Vulcan ESP graffiti. "For a good time...call T'Pol...."
"Look! It's the Good Year blimp!!!"
Anon 7: "What the... we were on the planet of the Guardian of Forever and now you two show up?!"
Anan (yelling): HELLO CLEVELAND! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!?!?
Anon: "New robes. You take a steam bath in 'em and they fit like a glove! A tight, sexy glove!"
SPOCK: We really need to move away from the smoking section.
Scotty: What'll we do, Doctor McCoy?
McCoy: I'll take the blonde and you take the brunette.
By the 23rd Century, polystyrene had evolved to the point of sentience.
Kirk: (To statue) Mine's bigger, buddy.
Shipboard fog roaming the halls became a constant nuisance.
Scotty: "Doctor, you've got to stop tapping the cargo bay door release!"
Uhura (to yeoman) :"Didn't we have a crew stacking supplies in there?"
Blonde: "Sisters of Sappho meeting in Rec Room 4 at 17:00 tonight."
Uhura: "I'll be there."
Scotty: "Borgas frat! I canna say I like the sound o' that! We men already outnumber the women two to one on this ship as it is!"
Uhura: "Girl...did you just say something about my nails??! Hold on, I'm takin my earrings out."
"My mind...to your plaster. Your plaster, to my mind."
Guardian of Forever: ALL IS AS IT WAS BEFORE. MANY SUCH JOURNEYS ARE POSSIBLE. LET ME BE YOUR GATEWAY.
Anan 7: I think that Hooters waitress was into me.
Anan: I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuqurque VII.
McCoy "Jim you're going to want to get up here, Uhura's about to throw down with the cute blonde...and bring the jello stat!"
Uhura: "'I only peek in the line of duty'? That's exactly the same thing he said to me!"
Scotty: "And that, Doctor, is why we do not fish off the company pier."
UHURA: Replacement? What do you mean they need someone who can speak Klingon!!?
SCOTTY: This isn't going to end well.
Blonde Yeoman: "Next time you get a physical, ask for Nurse Chapel instead of Doctor McCoy. She know how to treat a woman!"
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