TOS Caption Contest #278: A Caption of Armageddon

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! I'm on time! No, it's not the end of the world, but this next contest includes images from "A Taste of Armageddon!"


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Set Construction Materials" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "THANK YOU!" Award, going to:


    Next, we have the "Understandable Confusion" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Crossover" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "You can continue this in the transporter room, if you really need to" Award, going to:

    Our Photoshop Award, goes to:


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    Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Kirk: (over comm) ...And if Bones is on the bridge, tell him to get his sorry butt down to sickbay and do his job instead of looking over your shoulder!

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    Spock: My mind to your... oops. There's nobody there.

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    Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise. We're not just trying to save this society. We're gonna rob the joint.

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    Kirk: That'll teach ya to never install fire extinguishers in your public buildings.
     
  3. Mr. Laser Beam

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  4. Nerys Myk

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  5. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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  6. Avro Arrow

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    Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

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    Eminiarian Director: See? We just add more of these lens flares, and it will make our movie look much more edgy and cool!

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    Yeoman: You heard me. When I walked in, that's EXACTLY what McCoy was doing to that tribble!
    Uhura: !!!
    Scott: ...
    McCoy (thinking): Aw, crap.

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    Another failed mind meld confirmed for Spock that "If these walls could talk" was pretty much an empty threat.

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    First contact protocols or no, Kirk was reluctant to take part in the Stivarian ambassador's ritual naked greeting dance.

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    Anan 7: Ta daaaa!!
    Kirk: Oh my God, Spock! Did you see that? They just appeared out of nowhere!
    Spock: I am afraid, Captain, that it was literally done with smoke and mirrors.
     
  7. Maurice

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    Thanks for the win! Though I was sure I'd aced it with the Barbara Eden gag. Oh well.

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    UHURA: Actually, General Order 24 specifies broadcasting The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins at the planet 24/7, but the result is the same.


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    Spock's mind meld with the sapient Andorian Cottage Cheese delegation ended in tragedy when a misunderstanding led to the Ambassador being served atop a spinach and walnut salad.


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    KIRK: Whadda ya know, not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.


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    ANAN 7: See? Our fog does rival your San Francisco's!


    EMINIAN LACKEY: There's no way I can repel the attack from Vendikar without more quarters!
     
  8. Jonas Grumby

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    Spock: "I sense...great danger."
    Kirk: "Enemy troops coming?"
    Spock: "No. This wall is blown asbestos."


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    Kirk: "Alright, put your hands down, put some pants on, and take me to your leader."


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    Anon: "Excuse me, gentlemen, can you help us? We're looking for the non-smoking section."
     
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  9. Nerys Myk

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    T'Pring (o.s.): Spock, I heard you say that talking to me is like talking to a wall. I didn't know you meant it literally.

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    Spinal Tap's latest stage show left much to be desired.

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    Kirk: Ambassador Gaga, we've been ordered to escort you to Starbase 47...

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    Sar: My wife's ultrasound.
     
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  11. Triskelion

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    TFTW Leadhead!
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    Blonde: I saw Doctor McCoy in a hospital gown. It's...nothing to write home about.
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  12. Gil T.Azell

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  13. BoredShipCapt'n

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    TFTW, LeadHead!

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    Bones: "I just figured out who stole my curlers!"


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    Spock: "Fascinating. After my experience with the Horta, it seems I can communicate with any silicon-based material. Lieutenant Uhura, may I see you a moment?"


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    Kirk: "All right, Anan, I've found the missing piece, but I'm not sure where it goes."


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    Anan-7: "I told you men not to eat the three-bean chili the Vendikans sent as a peace offering!"
     
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  14. Alpha_Geek

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    McCoy: Scotty, tell me about that new hot blonde comm officer...
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    *she's standing right behind me, isn't she...*


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    Captain, you are correct. This is not rich Corinthian leather.


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    Kirk: That's right. Keep your hands on top of your head... and tell me about the lovemaking of your species, starwoman!


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    Rare frame of footage from the Bob Marley cameo that was edited out of the episode
     
  15. JohnChod

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    Yeoman: Uhura, did you get that new special exam done by Bones yet? My inner thighs are still soar.
    Uhura: What special exam?

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    Spock: Mmmhmm... ahh... I see... No, you can't mind meld a wall.

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    Anan-7: Oh shoot, it's the feds. Me and my friends have glaucoma, I swear.
     
  17. Maurice

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    I think you mean "sore", unless you're implying her legs flew into the air. :rommie:
     
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    Spock quickly realized where he had heard the word "cyanoacrylate" before.
     
  19. Triskelion

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    Yeoman: I just helped the Captain go where no man has gone before.

    Uhura: Where, your armpit?


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    This wall is pregnant.


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    Kirk: Fog machine?
    Anan-7: Haggis buffet.
     
  20. Avro Arrow

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