TOS Caption Contest #277: That Which Captions

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  1. SciFi75

    SciFi75 Captain Captain

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    Scotty: The top one makes a "whoop whoop" noise. The bottom one makes a "wheep wheep" noise.
    Spock: And what of the middle one, Mr Scott?
    Scotty: I dunno. I haven't turned it on yet, but the lads in engineering have laid odds that it makes a "wubba wubba" noise.
     
  2. SciFi75

    SciFi75 Captain Captain

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    McCoy: Dammit, Jim! You didn't have to shoot the poor man for questioning your hairline.
    Kirk: I forgave him, but the toupee...the toupee can never forgive.
     
  3. SciFi75

    SciFi75 Captain Captain

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    Kirk: She has no legs! She must come from an advanced race of beings that have forsaken the use of legs and managed to deter gravity by floating.
    Spock: ::sighs:: It is a hologram, Jim.
     
  4. Wintermute

    Wintermute Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Kirk: She said she had to wash her hair...but the next day it was still done up in that braided contraption!
    Bones: We're starving and surrounded by predatorial humanoids, Jim. Give your Yeoman fetish a rest!


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    Computer: Pingpingpingpingping....
    Scotty: Trouble alert.
    Computer: Beepboopbeepboopbeepboop....
    Scotty: System failure alert.
    Computer: You get a shiver in the dark, it's raining in the park, but meantime:
    South of the river, you stop and you hold everything....

    Scotty: Dire Straits alert.
    Spock: Notify me if it goes to Hanson Alert.

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    Kirk: You call this a man cave?
    Spock: I detect no sign of refreshments, Captain.
     
  5. Timewalker

    Timewalker Cat-lovin', Star Trekkin' Time Lady Premium Member

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    Kirk: Isn't that the babe from that old 20th century TV show "Time Tunnel"?
     
  6. Sir Rhosis

    Sir Rhosis Commodore Commodore

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    HOLOGRAPIC ANN MacGREGOR: Doug, Tony? What the hell happened?

    KIRK: The name's Kirk.

    ANN: You're not General Kirk.

    I need a capper... anyone?
     
  7. Maurice

    Maurice Vice Admiral Admiral

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    KIRK: No, I'm being specific.
     
  8. Wintermute

    Wintermute Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Kirk: My skill with a phaser is legendary. Legendary!
    Bones: Those were our sandwiches, Jim.

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    Mister Scott, there is a panel here with no lights blinking.
    They donnae all have to blink, Mister Spock!
    I will pretend I did not hear that, Engineer Scott.
     
  9. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    MCCOY: Could you stop saying "Pew Pew" and put that thing away?
     
  10. IzzyAtWarp9

    IzzyAtWarp9 Commander Red Shirt

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    Sulu: Captain, this rock is remarkable!
    Kirk: Indeed, Sulu
    (thinking) I wonder where I could get a haircut like that...
    McCoy: (thinking) I wonder where Jim could get a haircut like that...

    Bones: "He's not dead, Jim."


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    Kirk: Beam us up, quickly Mr Scot! This planet is affecting us all! (bursts into tears) It's so depressing!
    Spock: What... is love?

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    McCoy: Jim, help! He's controlling my eyebrows!
    Kirk: Leave his eyebrows alone or I WILL SHOOT YOOOU!!

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    Scotty: Oh Mr Spock, it's the middle panel. It doesn't light up! DOESN'T LIGHT UP I TELL YOU! WHYYYYYYYYYY?????!!
    Spock: Doctor McCoy, come quickly, I think the effects from that planet have reached the ship
    Scotty: WWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????!?!?!?!?!
     
  11. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Spock: "You seem depressed, Mr. Scott."
    Scotty (lower lip trembling): "Oh, Mr. Spock! It's been a week now, and not a single soul has noticed my new hair style!"
     
  12. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Scotty: Spock, these lights keep blinking out of sequence.

    Spock: I see.

    Scotty: What should I do about it, sir?

    Spock: Get them to blink IN sequence.
     
  13. Santa Claws

    Santa Claws Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Scott: I'm tellin' you, Mr. Spock, you didnae have a brain at the time! You're nae gonna be able to use that wee device to remote-control Yeoman Ross!
     
  14. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    SPOCK: I told you going to 11 was a bad idea.
     
  15. Santa Claws

    Santa Claws Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    As McCoy and Sulu stared in shock at the remains of Mr. Fluffy, Kirk slowly realized he did not, in fact, have his phaser set to "laser pointer".
     
  16. Wintermute

    Wintermute Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Are ye satisfied, Mister Spock?
    I am indeed, Mister Scott. I am indeed.
     
  17. CaptainBearclaw

    CaptainBearclaw Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    GIRL:I want to touch you...
    KIRK:I'M CONVINCED!
     
  18. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    KIRK: Relax, Spock. I got this.
     
  19. JirinPanthosa

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    SULU: The survey is complete Captain. We were unable to find any alien women on this planet.
    KIRK: Keep looking. I will finish my scavenger hunt!

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    SCOTTY: Is that a tricorder or a children's toy?
    SPOCK: A children's toy, of course. It's baby's first tricorder. You couldn't tell by the plastic colorful buttons?
    SCOTTY: Oh. I mean, yeah, I was just testing you.

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    KIRK: Wait, you mean that wasn't a hallucination caused by an all powerful entity?
    SULU: Nope, that was just some guy.
    KIRK: Crap.

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    KIRK: What the hell is this? It doesn't look like me.
    SPOCK: No Captain. It's a mirror that reflects your innermost secret desires.
    KIRK: Um. No it's not.

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    KIRK: ... ... ...
    SPOCK: I'm sorry to interrupt your dramatic pause, captain, but the planet is about to explode.
     
  20. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Spock: "I see your colorful, lighted buttons have burned out."
    Scotty: "Aye. Do ye know where I can get some more?"
    Spock (angles face of handheld device away from Scotty): "Uh, no."