TOS Caption Contest #276: Balance of Captions

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  1. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    SPOCK (writing): Get more engineers. Gold shirts don't know shit.
     
  2. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    BoredShipCapt'n, that was Spock's favorite! LOL :bolian::rommie:

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    Kirk: ...And Jesus held aloft the ax and shouted "Who's with me!" And there was much whooping and tying on of Rambo headbands and spinning of monster truck tires outside the multiplexes that day. So sayeth the gospel of Saint Scorsese. Amen.

    All: Amen.


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    Sulu: How does she get her shave so close?? Bitch.


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    Attention crew, this is the captain. From now on all male crew will have to pass a bi-weekly sports bra test. See Mister Scott for details. That is all.

    Scotty: You dinnae have to make it personal, sir.
     
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  3. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Spock: "Captain, everyone thinks the grooved seats are wonderful at first, but I think you will thank me next time the ship hits turbulence."
     
  4. jazzstick

    jazzstick Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    ROFL:guffaw:
     
  5. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    fixed :)
     
  6. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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  7. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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