TOS Caption Contest #275: I, Caption

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  1. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    KIRK: Syncing that shock collar to the clapper was a great idea, Spock.
     
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    Kirk: "So then Spock says, 'Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons.' ... Get it?"

    Harry: "Laddie buck, you've finally done it. The Jokebot is destroyed."
     
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    McCoy: "I love these groovy Sixties mall furnishings."

    Chekov: "It makes me vish ve could have a conwersation pit on the bridge."


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    Spock: (thinking) I'll just tell her my hand slipped.


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    All applauded the grisly spectacle as Chekov was hanged from a transparent aluminum fiber rope.


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    A veritable Billy Joel of the spacefaring set, Sulu was adept at handling the keyboard and harmonica at the same time.

    Kirk: "We're all in the mood for a melody, Mr. Sulu."

    Sulu: "Aye, sir."
     
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    Kirk: "I just settled up your bill with the Madam. Just one girl for the four of you?"
    Scotty: "Actually, Captain, we were goin' to hire one girl each...until Lieutenant Uhura said she wanted one, too. Then the rest of us canceled ours and asked if we could just watch!"
     
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    Kirk: Everything on the bridge gets into the black box.
    Sulu: Mm-hm.
    Uhura: Oh no he di'in't!
     
  6. Isis

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    Captain's log: "Starfleet has gotten so cheap..."

    Computer prompt: "How cheap has Starfleet gotten?"

    Captain's log: "Ahem. As I was saying, Starfleet has gotten so cheap, it makes crew members get their dental x-rays while on duty."



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    Chekov: "See? You vere wery mistaken. Breakdancing is a waluable skill."



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    Kirk: "I've known hotheads, but this is ridiculous."
     
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    Kirk: "Still waiting for another caption?"

    Spock: "It has been quite some time. And I might point out that I have, thus far, been given only two lousy lines for this particular scene."

    McCoy: "Three."
     
  8. CrazyMatt

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    ORIGINAL SCRIPT FOR "I, MUDD" WHICH THE NBC STANDARDS AND PRACTICES DEPARTMENT REJECTED:

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    Spock: I knew that my promise to teach you all my seduction neck pinch would bring the captain running! But you're SOL, Chekov... no seduction for you until you make Lt JG!

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    Chekov: Who needs a seduction neck pinch anyvays? My sexy Bolshoy dancing will have all the androids falling all over me!

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    Spock: Hmmm... the seduction pinch worked on the Stella series; why isn't it working on this one? She should have been out of that cocktail dress five minutes ago.

    Android: I am not programmed to respond in that area.

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    Kirk: Norman, since I'm going to be stuck here for the rest of my life... have I told you that I like a change of pace now and then? Now, how did that seduction neck pinch Spock taught me go again?

    Norman: MUST INITIATE SELF DISTRUCT!
     
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    Chekov: Do the Mario!

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    Kirk: What happened?
    Mudd: He tried to comprehend all the posts on the Trekbbs.
     
  10. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    KIRK: Which one of you short sheeted my bed?
     
  11. Santa Garrus

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