TOS Caption Contest #274: The Caption Incident

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  1. TorontoTrekker

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    SPOCK: Commander, I don't care how seductively you whisper in my ear, I am not giving you the response to "Queen to Queen's level three."

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    SPOCK: I'm sorry, Jim. It's a shop. I can tell from the pixels.
     
  2. Praetor Baldric

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    SPOCK: The 47th "participant," doctor.

    McCOY: Not necessary, Spock. The Captain's Viagra overdose seems to be under control for the time being.

    KIRK: Bones, give me another hit!

    McCOY: Not a chance, Jim. It's too risky!

    KIRK: But, "Romulan" is on my "to do" list...along with the Horta and Spock's mom.
     
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  3. Jonas Grumby

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    Romulan Commander: "You wanted to see me, Doctor?"
    McCoy: "Yes. The Captain is infected with Tularian Venereal Syphilitis. Now, I'm not prying into anyone's personal business; I'm just letting you know just in case it's something you should be concerned about."
    Spock: "You also wanted to see me, Doctor?"
    McCoy: "Yes. Same message."
     
  4. Triskelion

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    McCoy: I've got the sample if you've got the dress.
     
  5. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    MCCOY: What? It's medicinal!
     
  6. YJAGG

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    Quite Spock this the best part! He should of won an Emmy!
     
  7. YJAGG

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    Kirk: Funny Bones Real Funny
     
  8. Triskelion

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    Uhura: It's your agent. You didn't get the part.
    Scotty: But I was borrrrrrrrn to play Marrrrria!
    Uhura: Sorry. Best she can do is Jet number twelve.
    Scotty: <snap dances> When yourrrr a Borgas fratting Jet yourrrrr a Borgas fratting Jet....


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    Talking Head: Next on Subcommander Ku'Per 360°, Federation deadbeat dads exposed.

    Kirk: Damn this DVR!


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    Spock: That's racist.
    Kirk: Oh here we go.


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    Spock: From where to mouth? Fascinating....
     
  9. YJAGG

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    Kirk: I changed my mind get McCoy
     
  10. Nerys Myk

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    SPOCK: Is there a species you haven't tried to have sex with?
     
  11. Triskelion

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    It's Starfleet. They want us to bring back more green tang, whatever that means.

    Tell them message received, lass.
     
  12. LeadHead

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