TOS Caption Contest #273: A Piece of the Caption

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  1. Jonas Grumby

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    Kirk: "This is the book the Horizon left here? That's odd...because Earth ships back then usually didn't have room to carry actual printed books. They normally relied on computer tapes."
    Oxmyx: "You got no sense of style, Kirk!"
     
  2. Gary7

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    Bela: "Hey, be careful opening that book."
    Kirk: "No problem, I realize it's something you consider sacred. I'll be careful."
    Bela: "No, what I mean is that bookmark can easily fall out and God forbid if I'd have to start all over again!"
     
  3. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    OKMYX: Maybe you Feds can answer a question that's been bugging us for Centuries.

    KIRK: Sure.

    OKMYX: Who the hell is "Mayweather"?
     
  4. Gil T.Azell

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    Kirk: "Who is this JJ Abrams?"

    Bela: "Hey, now you're treading into Sacred ground."
     
  5. Praetor Baldric

    Praetor Baldric Lieutenant Commander

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    SPOCK: Screw the IDIC! This here is some serious BA-LING! I just need to find me a decent chain so that I can hang this fine piece of ass-whooping 'round my neck!

    McCoy: It's a microphone, Spock.

    SPOCK: *ahem*
     
  6. Praetor Baldric

    Praetor Baldric Lieutenant Commander

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    KIRK: So, what is this book?

    OXMYX: This book, Kirk? This my scrapbook where I keep all those naked pictures of your mom. Now stop wasting my time!
     
  7. Gary7

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    Bela: "What the... oh, for crying out loud."
    Kirk: "What?"
    Bela: "I mean, what kinda fella goes around pulling out other people's bookmarks? HUH?"
     
  8. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    BELA: Gimme a break, Kirk. It was this or "Twilight"!
     
  9. CorporalCaptain

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    William Shatner: Another technical manual? I thought I told you, "Get a life!"

    Anthony Caruso: I did! But this isn't my life. William Shatner, this is your life!

    *applause*

    *and laughter*
     
  10. Triskelion

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    Oxmyx: I keep tellin' ya's, this ain't no Italian restaurant! We only got lo mein an' egg rolls an' shit!

    Bones: About this number fourteen, instead of tofu -

    Oxmyx: No Substitutions! Get da fug outta heah!


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    Kirk: Spock, you soften 'em up with some DeNiro, then Bones, you psych 'em out with some Brando.

    Spock: And you, Captain?

    Kirk: And I then go all Joe Pesci up in here.



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    Spock: Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away...

    Bones: A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh....


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    Whaddya mean, there's no secretary, no yeoman, no nothin'?? And you call this business?


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    Come on, Bones, just one round of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots before the shift starts.
     
  11. Jonas Grumby

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    Oxmyx: "It's a Sears and Roebuck catalog. I thought maybe you gents would like to order some nice suits, instead of runnin' around in yer friggin' pajamas all day!"
     
  12. Nerys Myk

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    Oxmyx: Oh, and I booked marked the ladies lingerie section...in case ya gets "bored" ;)
     
  13. Gary7

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    Spock: "Fascinating. Captain, if we do indeed order some suits to better blend in with the locals, please stick to ordering male undergarments, at least for myself."
     
  14. Jonas Grumby

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    Oxmyx: "In that case, does Mr. Spock here need boxers with two fly openings?"
    Kirk, McCoy and Spock: "That's a myth!"
     
  15. Triskelion

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    Oxmyx: See this?
    Kirk: The Book Chicago Mobs of the Twenties?
    Oxmyx: No. My invisible dancing parakeet Num Nums.
     
  16. LeadHead

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