TOS Caption Contest #272: The Caption of Gothos

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  1. Nerys Myk

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    Campbell (to self): "I hope it doesn't take too long to film this scene. The party shop called and said some guy named Pigmeat Markham needs the costume for his Laugh-In gig."
     
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    Yeoman (to self): "I wish I wasn't psychic."
     
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    Trelane: "Put your hands on your hips!"
    Kirk puts his hands on his hips.
    Trelane: "Very good, Captain! Now bring your knees in tight."
     
  10. Nerys Myk

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    Spock: Perhaps, but it seems that he will finally have the opportunity to start a new contest within the next 2-3 days.
     
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    Kirk (to Trelane): "Girdle? I'm not wearing any girdle!!" (thinking: how could he have possibly known?)

    Kirk glances over his shoulder at Bones.

    McCoy: "Hey, it wasn't me!"
     
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    Trelane: "How about a taste of what's to come?" (pointing over the fire place)
     
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    Yeoman Ross: "Are you a Fop or Dapper Dan man?"

    Uhura: "Of course he's a fop! Isn't it obvious he's a fop?"

    Yeoman Ross: "Never mind."
     
  19. Valin

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    Winner!
     
  20. LeadHead

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