TOS Caption Contest #272: The Caption of Gothos

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by LeadHead, Apr 21, 2013.

  1. LeadHead

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    Hello everyone! Thanks for your patience with my delays! Lets get to it!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Dangerous Hairpieces" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "If we're all here..." Award, going to:


    Next, we have the "Proper Attention" Award, going to:


    Next, we have the "Hope McCoy has a great Malpractice Lawyer" Award, going to:


    Next, we have the "Take only as directed by your Doctor or Bartender" Award, going to:

    Our Photoshop award goes to:


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    Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

    So here's the story, LeadHead is busy, busy, busy, the next month. Here's hoping for punctual contests, but can't guarantee it. I apologize in advance for delays that may/will occur. Just too much going on at the moment. Thanks for your patience.

    And now...

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    Enjoy!
     
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  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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  3. LeadHead

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    Kirk: Not...... Guilty....
     
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  5. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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  9. Triskelion

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    Thanks for the Tribbles' Choice Leadhead!

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    Uhura: Mm-Hmm. Tally Ho mutha-spocka.


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    Spock: Yes.
    Trelane: What?
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    With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub and a rub-a-dub all day long!
    With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub I'd sing this merry song!
     
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