TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by MANT!, Oct 6, 2012.

  1. MANT!

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    WINNERS!!

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    Be brutal!:p
     
  2. Sir Rhosis

    Sir Rhosis Commodore Commodore

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  3. CorporalCaptain

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    Kirk: Kelinda loves me, now.

    Rojan: But she has a hundred tentacles in her natural form.

    Kirk: I've pleased beings with literally thousands of tentacles, Rojan. You really should get around more.

    Kelinda: It's true. I love him.
     
  4. Bubbles McGee

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    Hippie Chick: Do you reach?

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  5. Herkimer Jitty

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    Kirk: "Ow! Damn, you're right. Somebody could cut themselves on those things."

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    Sulu: "As if. I'm too good for you."

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    Sulu: "Alright, who's been packing on the pounds? This planet's crust has a weight limit, you know."

    McCoy: "Damnit man, it's a planet, not an elevator!"
     
  6. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Kirk: "Yeah, I shagged her. I shagged her rotten, baby!"

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    Sulu: "Nice dress. I have a set of drapes just like it."

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    Voice os: "Two of you will fight for the right to mate with the third."
    Sulu: "I don't hit women!"
     
  7. Jonas Grumby

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    Kirk: "Knock it off, Mea! This is no time for playing titty-twister! We're in real danger here!"


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    Kirk: "Based on what Kelinda's been telling me about you, Rojan, I wonder if I could interest you in teaching a class on sexual technique for my crew. After all, you know what they say. 'Those who can't do, teach.'"


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    Girl: "You seem to be a little nervous around women."
    Sulu: "You have no idea!"


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    Sulu: "Ah, this will make for the perfect campsite! Concealed from view; protected from the elements--"
    Uhura: "Um, doesn't it rain a lot on this planet?"
     
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  8. UFO

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    Thanks MANT!
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    Kirk: You can’t go out there like that! Look, I’m glad Scotty found you some clothes, but that’s not how you wear a kilt.


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    Kirk: I love her like a sister! Of course my family has always been very open minded ...


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    Sulu: So er, Bob, is it? How long have you been dressing like that?


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    Kirk: What are you doing down there?

    Sulu: Well Captain, we haven’t actually seen any of the massive elephant-like creatures, but something tells me we're on the right track.
     
  9. Jonas Grumby

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    Kirk: "If there was any sand here, Rojan, I'd kick it in your face! Now get out of here before I drag you to the men's room and give you a swirly!"
    Kelinda: *swoones*
     
  10. Valin

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    Kirk and Spock adjust to their post-Starfleet careers with the TSA.




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  11. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    KIRK: Yeah, we had sex. I'm James T. Kirk. It's what I do.

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    SULU: So, about this free love idea....

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    MCCOY: Did you just hear someone say they were hunting "Wabbits"?
     
  12. UFO

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    Rojan: Well?

    Kelinda: It was sex, but not as we know it!
     
  13. Maurice

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    KIRK: Let's party like it's General Order 24 day.


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    KIRK: I love her.
    ROJAN: Her hundreds of tentacles are in her pants.
    KIRK: I change my mind.


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    SULU: Ahhh! Fair maiden!


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    UHURA: I told you not to plug that Atari E.T. cartridge into the rec room computer!
    SULU: Damn, no pieces of the telephone here.

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh4U3BwlTcY[/yt]
     
  14. Bubbles McGee

    Bubbles McGee Lieutenant Commander

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    God, that takes me back! I remember my hands cramping up trying to get through that game!
     
  15. T'Girl

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    Kirk: Kelinda loves me, now.
    Rojan: But I have hundreds of tentacles
    Kelinda: Yes, but his one tentacle is much larger than any of yours.
    Kirk: Oh snap.
     
  16. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    KIRK: Hey Ostrow, tell Commander Adams I'm taking some set elements, characters, ideas and oh yeah, his woman.
     
  17. Ríu ríu chíu

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  18. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Rojan: "Yes, that would be a great photo on Spacebook, but I forgot my phone. Do you have one I might borrow?"



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    McCoy (shouting): "Hey, Jim, I realize you're set on priceline.com, but shouldn't we should insist on at least a star and a half?"
     
  19. The Squire of Gothos

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    Thanks for the win!

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    Mea: "No, that was a public toilet"
     
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  20. R. Star

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    Spock: It is illogical to grab a scantily clad woman holding a phallic object. People will draw conclusions.

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    Kirk: Which one of us do you think is wearing a hair piece?

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    All the signs were there 46 years ago. That smile looks fake.

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    Uhura: How come we always get captured by primitive means in TAS? Can we not afford someone to draw a technologically advanced trap or prison?