TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by MANT!, Sep 22, 2012.

  1. MANT!

    MANT! Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Winnahs!!!

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    Chopshop Winnah!


    Ok Kids...
    Enjoy!

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  2. Maurice

    Maurice Vice Admiral Admiral

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    BONES: No. You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out.


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    MOLL: He keeps yapping "no beach to walk on." Shoot 'im!


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    KIRK: Is it the xenopolycythemia?
    BONES: No, it's sight of men dressed in tablecloths.


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    SPOCK: ONE little blue pill, not the whole bottle!
     
  3. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    KIRK: A six foot rabbit, Bones? Did it leave any signs we can track?

    BONES: Yeah, you're stepping in it.


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    MOLL: Dat's the joik who accosted me, Bruno!

    BONES: Just pretend we don't know him, Spock.


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    KIRK: Dammit, Spock. You knew McCoy is plaidophobic!


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    MCCOY (os): Man Jim, when you get blue balls, you don't fool around.

    SPOCK: There in lies the problem, Doctor. ( arches eye brow)
     
  4. NTRPRZ

    NTRPRZ Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    McCoy: Yuck. Rabbit poo.
     
  5. The Squire of Gothos

    The Squire of Gothos Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    McCoy: Yeah you've got, I dunno, athlete's foot or something Jim. Beam back up, I'll keep the Yeoman company.
     
  6. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk: "Oh no. I'm not falling for the shoelace is untied gag again."

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    Gangster: "Which one of these joiks knocked you up, Marta?"
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    Kirk: "If you're gonna wear shit like that, at least issue an epilepsy warning. "

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    McCoy os: "My scans tell me that we may have an Andorian imposter somewhere aboard ship."
    Spock: "I believe the logical response would be... 'No shit, Sherlock'"
     
  7. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Thanks for the win, MANT!

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    McCoy: "As chief medical officer, Captain, I suggest you place that foot in front of the other one, and then continue repeating that action--alternating feet--until you're far away from me and the yeoman. I'm on shore leave, dammit!"


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    Spock: "I found him like this in his cabin, Doctor."
    McCoy (OS): "Dammit, Jim! I curse the day that little wench on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet taught you about auto-asphyxiation!"
     
  8. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    BONES: "Jim you've got some T.P. on the inside of your left boot"


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    MOLL: "They keep trying to get a 3 for 1 for $5"



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    Shatner: "Hey I have that same pattern on dressing room my wall"

    Director: (OS) through mega phone "Not any more"



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    SPOCK: " Jim , I warned you about those Andorian hookers.
     
  9. UFO

    UFO Captain Captain

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    McCoy: Oh look Jim, this one’s a two foot rabbit.


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    McCoy: Ok Jim, you win. I promise I’ll stop self-medicating!


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    Spock: The Captain’s a little blue doctor.

    McCoy (concentrating on his reports): Don’t worry Jim. I’ve got a pill that will … Holy shit!


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    Kirk: It’s bad Spock. I was as blue as your uniform only a few minutes ago.

    Spock: You mean … ?

    Kirk: Yeah, I’m fading fast!
     
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  10. Valin

    Valin Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Doctor: I had her right there Jim.

    Yoeman: Leonard, you promised that you wouldn't tell anyone!
     
  11. alchemist

    alchemist Commander Red Shirt

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    Barrows: And, uh, how do you explain them?
    McCoy: Oh. Them. Well... I, uh... I was thinking about a cabaret I know on Rigel II...
     
  12. BoredShipCapt'n

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    Woman: "That Fed is back to collect his cut. What do we do?"

    Kalo: "Shoot him right in the Fizzbin."
     
  13. BoredShipCapt'n

    BoredShipCapt'n Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Bones: "Uh, Jim, isn't that Edith Keeler coming this way with a chopper?"
     
  14. Jonas Grumby

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    Moll: "Hey, Kalo, this guy says Bela sent him down here and told him to ask for 'Tommy Gunn.' Take care of it, willya?"
     
  15. Mistral

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    McCoy: "Yes, Ms. Barrows-I dropped my scanner right there. If you would just bend down and pick it up for me? My back is a little out of sorts today."

    Kirk (whispering): "Well played, Bones!"
     
  16. Ayelbourne

    Ayelbourne Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Spock (thinking): Frigging colorist budget cuts!
     
  17. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    McCoy: Captain, she thinks they're your genitals... you know not all races keep them in the same spot.

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    McCoy: (thinking) We should have brought some redshirts if we were going to be captured... now I'm the lowest ranking one.

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    Kirk: It's a square dance Bones!
    McCoy: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a yokel!

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    Spock: Mr Chekov, arrest this Bolian. He has stolen the captain's hairpiece.
     
  18. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    MCCOY(os): Ease up on your grip, Spock. You're asphyxiating the Captain.
     
  19. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    McCoy: "Hey, Tonia, look at that mirror-like shine on the top of those boots! That's what we used to do when we were plebes back at the Academy...until we found out Starfleet's women's uniforms included bloomers!"
     
  20. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    KIRK: Nope, it's not new shoes. Guess again