Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by MANT!, Sep 22, 2012.
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BONES: No. You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out.
MOLL: He keeps yapping "no beach to walk on." Shoot 'im!
KIRK: Is it the xenopolycythemia?
BONES: No, it's sight of men dressed in tablecloths.
SPOCK: ONE little blue pill, not the whole bottle!
KIRK: A six foot rabbit, Bones? Did it leave any signs we can track?
BONES: Yeah, you're stepping in it.
MOLL: Dat's the joik who accosted me, Bruno!
BONES: Just pretend we don't know him, Spock.
KIRK: Dammit, Spock. You knew McCoy is plaidophobic!
MCCOY (os): Man Jim, when you get blue balls, you don't fool around.
SPOCK: There in lies the problem, Doctor. ( arches eye brow)
McCoy: Yuck. Rabbit poo.
McCoy: Yeah you've got, I dunno, athlete's foot or something Jim. Beam back up, I'll keep the Yeoman company.
Kirk: "Oh no. I'm not falling for the shoelace is untied gag again."
Gangster: "Which one of these joiks knocked you up, Marta?"
Kirk: "If you're gonna wear shit like that, at least issue an epilepsy warning. "
McCoy os: "My scans tell me that we may have an Andorian imposter somewhere aboard ship."
Spock: "I believe the logical response would be... 'No shit, Sherlock'"
Thanks for the win, MANT!
McCoy: "As chief medical officer, Captain, I suggest you place that foot in front of the other one, and then continue repeating that action--alternating feet--until you're far away from me and the yeoman. I'm on shore leave, dammit!"
Spock: "I found him like this in his cabin, Doctor."
McCoy (OS): "Dammit, Jim! I curse the day that little wench on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet taught you about auto-asphyxiation!"
BONES: "Jim you've got some T.P. on the inside of your left boot"
MOLL: "They keep trying to get a 3 for 1 for $5"
Shatner: "Hey I have that same pattern on dressing room my wall"
Director: (OS) through mega phone "Not any more"
SPOCK: " Jim , I warned you about those Andorian hookers.
McCoy: Oh look Jim, this one’s a two foot rabbit.
McCoy: Ok Jim, you win. I promise I’ll stop self-medicating!
Spock: The Captain’s a little blue doctor.
McCoy (concentrating on his reports): Don’t worry Jim. I’ve got a pill that will … Holy shit!
Kirk: It’s bad Spock. I was as blue as your uniform only a few minutes ago.
Spock: You mean … ?
Kirk: Yeah, I’m fading fast!
Doctor: I had her right there Jim.
Yoeman: Leonard, you promised that you wouldn't tell anyone!
Barrows: And, uh, how do you explain them?
McCoy: Oh. Them. Well... I, uh... I was thinking about a cabaret I know on Rigel II...
Woman: "That Fed is back to collect his cut. What do we do?"
Kalo: "Shoot him right in the Fizzbin."
Bones: "Uh, Jim, isn't that Edith Keeler coming this way with a chopper?"
Moll: "Hey, Kalo, this guy says Bela sent him down here and told him to ask for 'Tommy Gunn.' Take care of it, willya?"
McCoy: "Yes, Ms. Barrows-I dropped my scanner right there. If you would just bend down and pick it up for me? My back is a little out of sorts today."
Kirk (whispering): "Well played, Bones!"
Spock (thinking): Frigging colorist budget cuts!
McCoy: Captain, she thinks they're your genitals... you know not all races keep them in the same spot.
McCoy: (thinking) We should have brought some redshirts if we were going to be captured... now I'm the lowest ranking one.
Kirk: It's a square dance Bones!
McCoy: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a yokel!
Spock: Mr Chekov, arrest this Bolian. He has stolen the captain's hairpiece.
MCCOY(os): Ease up on your grip, Spock. You're asphyxiating the Captain.
McCoy: "Hey, Tonia, look at that mirror-like shine on the top of those boots! That's what we used to do when we were plebes back at the Academy...until we found out Starfleet's women's uniforms included bloomers!"
KIRK: Nope, it's not new shoes. Guess again
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