TOS Caption Contest # 266 What is IT??

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by MANT!, Sep 8, 2012.

  1. UFO

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    Rand: What is that thing?

    Sulu: I don't know, but it goes 'zip' when it moves and 'bop' when it stops, and it 'whirrrs' when it stands still …


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    Scotty: I think that I shall never see, a switch as beautiful as thee!

    Bones: You mean it’s as cute as a button?


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    Losira: When I over-heard you guys talking about how you have always wanted a three-some, I thought I'd join you ...

    Sulu: But then it wouldn't be a three-some.

    Kirk: He's right. Sorry, but it’s simple mathematics.
     
  2. Mistral

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    Scotty: "Who ta hell would build a button that says 'Do nah press' on it? Whoops, I guess that was me. I gotta stop drinkin' before me shifts..."
     
  3. Mistral

    Mistral Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Rand: "What the hell?"

    Sulu: "I could have sworn Chekov killed that space roach six caption contests ago."
     
  4. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Rand: Why is there a watermelon there?
    Sulu: ...I'll tell you later.
     
  5. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Rand: "Why is Kevin Riley on the floor like that?"

    Spock (OS): "I chided Mr. Riley for overdoing the Saurian Brandy. He said he'd wipe the floor with me. I thought it would be logical to be proactive and do so with him first."
     
  6. Jonas Grumby

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    Rand: "It's Lieutenant Farrell! Thrashing around on the deck and babbling incoherently!"
    Sulu: "He's probably been looking at Medusan porn again!"
     
  7. Tan Ru

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    Sulu: You see? This is the type of thing that happens when you don't have toilets on a starship...
     
  8. T'Girl

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    Rand: "He's trying to look up my skirt."

    Sulu: "Why would anyone want to look up a woman's skirt?"

    Rand: "Sulu, we need to have us a long talk."

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    Scotty: "See, the button is labeled 'reset'."

    Russian Ambassador (os): "It actually says 'overcharge'."


    (political humor)

    :)
     
  9. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    RAND: But why would the corridor just end here?
     
  10. grabthars hammer

    grabthars hammer Captain Captain

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    Sulu: Oh my, my Papillon has pooted again! Take care of it, Yeoman.
    Rand: Is your name Kirk?


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    Scotty: Blasted red ring of death!!! Lousy engineers! They promised the XBox 46080 would be different!!!


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    Bones: Captain, I must do a complete body scan on her! Should take about six hours.
    Sulu: I really don't see what the point is, can't we go back to that civilization based on the Greeks again?
    Kirk: You two beam back up, I'll take care of things down here.


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    "The logical course of action would be to pull my finger."
     
  11. Maurice

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    SCOTT:
    At last I've perfected the History Eraser Button!
    CAPTAIN REN HOEK:
    Don't touch it, you fool!
     
  12. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Scotty: "Och! Th' warp engine auto-destruct button! I'm nae too drunk t' know I'm too drunk t' have this!"
     
  13. Bob Karo

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    KirkPrime: Bullshit.
     
  14. Delta Vega

    Delta Vega Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Captain, help
    I am being sussed out by a large floating circular antiquity :confused:
     
  15. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk Prime: Brothers, we should be struggling together! Surely we should be united against a common enemy!

    ALL: THE FEDERATION PEOPLE'S FRONT!!

    Kirk Prime: No, the Klingons!
     
  16. Isis

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    Vulcan boy: "It's your fault, Spock. You said it would be logical to join the safety patrol, and now they've gone and given us the kiddie pool shift."
     
  17. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Vulcan boy: "Enough of your 'child beauty pageants are illogical, especially for males.' Now that we know there's a decent cash prize, can't you be like Spork here and get with the program?"
     
  18. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    "Better wise up, Spock! The way they dress us kids here on Vulcan, having any kind of emotions is just going to make you one seriously f**ked up adult!"
     
  19. UFO

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    Vulcan Boy: Look earth for brains, it wasn’t my idea to wear this getup. I asked my older brother about it and he said it was "traditional".

    Spock: What does that mean?

    Vulcan Boy: Beats me. All he would say is there are times when Vulcan males have trouble keeping their pants on.
     
  20. T'Girl

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    Stonn: "You have earned my never ending enmity Spock. One day I shall kill you with our peoples tradition weapons, and then take your woman as my own."

    :)