TOS Caption Contest # 265.. "Primitive Screw-heads!"

Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by MANT!, Aug 25, 2012.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Kirk: Sulu, I'm sorry. You should have just let me drive.

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    Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?


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    Kirk: We come in peace!

    Chekov: Until we blast you to pieces.

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    Kirk: Sorry, I thought they'd just make us wash dishes. How was I supposed to know the restaurant food supply comes from people who get caught doing the dine-n-dash?
     
  2. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK: Dammit Chekov, stop playing Justin Bieber music on your tricorder, it's scaring the primitive and it's a violation of the Prime Directive!
     
  3. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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  4. Isis

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    Chekov: "That voman said ve are not Morg, ve are not Eymorg. Then vhat are ve?"

    Morg: "Where have you been for the last couple decades? On another planet or something? That lady was trying to be polite, but you two are obviously Metrosexual-Morgs."
     
  5. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Morg: "We are the Morg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. From now on, you will adapt to service us. Your tonsorial and follicle hirsuteness will be added to our own..."
     
  6. Jonas Grumby

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  7. Jackson_Roykirk

    Jackson_Roykirk Commodore Commodore

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    Yeoman:
    "Why did he faint when he saw me, Captain?"

    Kirk:

    "Well, this is a 1960s TV show, and he must have assumed that being the only male Asian character, he is destined to have a romantic relationship with the only female Asian character...
    ...It's like that one episode of Hogan's Heroes when the pretty black woman showed up in camp. Being a 60s TV show, you knew she was only there to serve as a romantic interest for Sergeant Kinchloe."

    Yeoman:
    "Huh?"
     
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  8. Isis

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  9. BoredShipCapt'n

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    (Well, the boots are similar.)
     
  10. UFO

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    Chekov: But look, its almost identical.

    Kirk: For the last time: Starfleet are not going to sue Apple for intellectual property right infringement.

    Chekov: Hmmmmm, well maybe Apple will sue Starfleet?

    Kirk: Shhh, don't say that too loud!!
     
  11. T'Girl

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    KIRK: Don't you understand? Sulu only dates people with a large penis!!!

    YEOMAN: But I have a large penis.

    SULU (mumbling) Oh my.

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    KIRK: And what about the women?

    GEICO CAVEMAN: Yes women, the givers of herpes and chlamydia.


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  12. NAHTMMM

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    "I saw her first!"
     
  13. Isis

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  14. Isis

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    Kirk: "I can't imagine why this happened."

    Crewperson: "Why is that, Sir?"

    Kirk: "Personally, I thought...this...was...one of the most... rousing...of...my soliloquys."
     
  15. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Commodore Commodore

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    Wow, there really are Hugger Brothers everywhere.
     
  16. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Kirk: We're from Starfleet. It's so easy, a caveman could do it!

    Morg: WHAT?

    Chekov: I'm sorry, we didn't know...

    Morg: NOT. COOL.