TOS Caption Contest #235: Grumpy Old Men!

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  1. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    FLINT:You know what I want to hear.

    SPOCK:No, I don't.

    FLINT: You played it for her, you can play it for me!

    SPOCK:Well, I don't think I can remember...

    FLINT:If she can stand it, I can! Play it!
     
  2. DrBob

    DrBob Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Atoz: Youre walking like a man that keeps our saftey deposit boxes full o' porn.
     
  3. DrBob

    DrBob Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    This week on MTV Cribs...
     
  4. doubleohfive

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    Definitely one of the winners for sure :techman:
     
  5. captain crow

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    Spock, singing: COP KILLA! COP KILLA! COP KILLA!

    Flint: I see your Mr. Spock is well versed in classical music of the twentieth century.
     
  6. jep

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    Flint: "Captain, why is Mr. Spock dressed up like Elton John?"

    Kirk: "The quartermaster was all out of Liberace costumes."


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  7. Nerys Myk

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    FLINT: He's my....ah,roommate.
     
  8. captain crow

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    Spock: Fascinating. I didn't know I could play Bagatelle No. 25 in A minor. Infact I didn't know I could play the piano.

    Flint: Uh Captain, do you want to tell him it's a player piano or do you want me to do it?

    McCoy: Jim, I'll give you five hundred quatloos if you let me tell him.
     
  9. Gary7

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    Flint: "You may be a starship captain, but I'm the best piano teacher in the entire quadrant. Look at my boy go!"
    Kirk (OS): "Bones, do you want to tell him or should I?"
     
  10. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    Oh, look! A WHOLESOME gay role model.





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    Atoz: You cannot fight in here! This is the war room!
     
  11. captain crow

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    Spock, singing: The power love is a curious thing...

    Flint: Captain I'm afraid he's just to darn loud.


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    Spock, singing: My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun...

    Flint: Captain, this is quite an inappropriate song for the women's choir practice.


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    Spock, singing: Ring. Ring Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Bananaphone!

    Flint: What the fuck is a "Bananaphone"?
     
  12. DrBob

    DrBob Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Kirk: Theres no reading material allowed in the bathroom, and you only get one sheet.
     
  13. boco

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    *Flint & Spock together*

    I know I stand in line until you think
    You have the time to spend an evening with me
    And if we go someplace to dance
    I know that there's a chance you won't be leaving with me
    And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place
    And have a drink or two
    And then I go and spoil it all by saying
    Somethin' stupid like I love you...
     
  14. Gary7

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    I wanna know too... my sister has this as her ringtone and it drives me nuts. ;)
     
  15. Gary7

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    Kirk: "This is my birth certificate. What were you doing with it?" (reads)... "Dad????"
     
  16. captain crow

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    Atoz: So you're the SOB who keeps stealing my newspaper?

    [Fight music starts playing]

    Kirk: Oh crap.
     
  17. CorporalCaptain

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    Thanks for the win, A.V.I.A.F.!

    (Apologies to Nerys Myk.)

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    WHAM!

    Ian: You just got Atozed.

    Bill (wincing in pain): A kick to the groin; that wasn't in the script! And I had thought that line was in honour of my Canadian heritage....

    Marvin (O.C.): Cut, cut! Bill, try not to be such a pussy. Fred decided to humor the rest of the cast since the show's almost over. Take it again from the top!
     
  18. ItsGreen

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    Karidian: "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
    Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

    Kirk: I remember the words. I wrote them down. You said them like you knew them. You hardly glanced at the paper
     
    Karidian: Yes Captain, that is one killer of a joke!
     
  19. Nerys Myk

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    MR OHOHSEVEN: Leave it to a Terran to bring a knife to a gun fight.
     
  20. Gary7

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    Mr. Atoz: "It's a nice gesture, sir. But bribery will get you nowhere. You still owe us 2,347 credits in late fees."