Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by Shatmandu, Dec 29, 2009.
I hope Shatmamdu hasn't come down with another case of bag of cats on his head.
Khan: "Yes Kirk, you are indeed a worthy opponent. Even a superiour being such as myself can not stand up to the KFC torture. I offer a compromise. Perhaps you could find an issolated planet to leave us on. Just no more grease, I beg of you."
*Hope all's well Joe*
Khan: "You dare to insult me by offering me the chicken of a mere colonel?"
Chekov: "Vell sir, eet ees eider dees or dee Friends marathon."
Kirk: "Oye. Forgot to pay the Dish bill again?"
KIRK: I sorta got hungry on the way back.
KHAN: You didn't even leave me a thigh!
Kirk: "Enough of the screensaver. Viewer on."
Sulu: "My goodnes -- they've gone to Plaid. What an intersteller faux pas."
Koenig: "So, in next weeks script I had some really great lines in this one scene, then whiner ass-wipe goes running to Roddenberry and crys that he should get all my lines. Well, then ... he sitting right behind me, isn't he?"
Takei only smiles
Khan: "Captain, I grow fatigued of listening to you read from Sarah Palin's autobiography."
Khan: "This is fantastic, the glory and symmetry of this beautiful image defys description. Kirrrk, what do you call this?"
Kirk: "Uhmmm, a mirror."
Khan: "There she ees. Theeere she EEees."
Kirk: "Who? Diane Sawyer? Oh she left GMA for World News Tonight weeks ago."
Khan: "Why am I not told about these things?!"
KHAN: That isn't what I meant when I said Get me something with legs, breasts and a smelly box!
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