Discussion in 'Star Trek - Original Series' started by Shatmandu, Dec 29, 2009.
MCCOY: Tighter than an Aldebaran shellmouth ?
Kirk: "Taller than me and prone to breakdown."
Sulu: "What would Robau do?"
Chekov: "Take a spear in the chest to give us time to get away."
<Both turn and stare at Kirk.>
Uhura: "Never goes down?
Spock: "Lorena Bobbitt?"
Scotty: "Everytime it's late, you threaten to throw it off the ship?"
Magnetic...nipple rings...bad idea!
Khan: Who is that strapping young crewman, Captain?
Kirk: His name is Chekov.
Chekov: Smiles, eweryone, smiles!
Sulu: Captain, chalupas were so not a Russian invention.
Kirk: Make up your mind, I'm ordering.
Sulu: "Captain, I have to use the bathroom."
Chekov: "No, Keptin: I don't vant to reach into your popcorn bucket ever again."
Kirk: "A long time ago and far, far away? Couldn't be anything to concern us, then. Switch back to that 'Greetings and Felicitations' message..."
Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."
Kirk: "Khan, you should definitely sue your stylist. See? You're wearing a Jennifer Lopez knockoff."
SULU: pssst... Vader is Luke's father.
There! On the nacelle! Would you just look at the screen?! It's right there!
Kirk: "You left Earth in the late '90s? Wanna see what happened to O.J.?"
Khan: Captain, there must be some error here. There hasn't been a post on the caption thread for four days now.
Kirk: "You are mistaken, sir." <shows Khan post>
Khan, seething: "This Chekov is seriously mistaken.... man boobs are not a Russian invention."
Khan: I ordered a ZINGER!!! Who was that Russian imbecile who took my order?!?!
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