TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Dec 29, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

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    Kirk: "You'll tell me what I want to know, or you'll watch the Voyager marathon again."
    Khan: "I am a war criminal, and ..."
     
  2. captain crow

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  3. Redfern

    Redfern Commodore Commodore

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    Might as well lock the thread. Crow's work is the undisputed winner!

    BTW, Shat, thanks for the win a few weeks back! Never expected my Godzilla "insertion" to be a contender.

    Sincerely,

    Bill
     
  4. tharpdevenport

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    Kirk: "And this is Ceti Alpha V, you're new home. Quaint, huh?"

    Khan: "I don't know ... those geological readings of Ceti Alpha VI look unstable."

    Kirk: "OH, well, there's a slight chance it might ... explode."

    Khan: "Explode?"

    Kirk: "Yes, but a very samll chance. Like 8%."

    Khan: "You sure?"

    Kirk: "OH yeah, almost positive."

    Khan: "'cause if it does, I'll have to steal a Federation starship, hunt you down, put worms in the ears of your crew, and then try to kill you."

    Kirk: "You know, this was really all Chekov's idea. Here's his picture..."
     
  5. Shatmandu

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    Kirk: "Maybe your mind would be eased by this breast-reduction surgery info tape?"



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    Sulu: "Your high score is in no danger, Pavel."
    Kirk: "FUCK YOU!" <throws controller, hits Sulu in back of head>



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    Sulu: "Of course they were fucking."




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    Kirk: "Seriously, when do they put Manning back in? After the fumble for a score, right?"




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    Kirk: "Magnify."


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    Kirk, squinting: "Who put their username in as FUKSTKS?"
    Sulu and Chekov, together: "Spock."
     
  6. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    CHEKOV: I've got a bad feeling about this.
     
  7. Shatmandu

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    Kirk: "DIE, YOU FUCKIN' GORN ASSHOLES! PEEYOW! <twists torso> PEEYOW-PEEYOW-PEEYOW!"
     
  8. The Laughing Vulcan

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  10. Rat Boy

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  11. Gladwin

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    Khan: "Yes. . ."
     
  12. Alrik

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    Khan: "And afterward, I require a sponge bath."

    Kirk: "I'll see what I can do."



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    Chekov: "You vant me to vat?"

    Sulu: "Hey, I'll volunteer."

    Kirk: "Just pilot the ship horndog. Chekov, you have your orders."
     
  13. Alrik

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    Kirk: "Missed it.....by that much."
     
  14. Shatmandu

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    Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."


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  15. Alrik

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    Khan: "One day Kirk, one day."
     
  16. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    SPOCK: "She wouldn't let you come inside either?"
     
  17. tharpdevenport

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    Just when you thought it was safe to fornicate with the turbo lift doors...
     
  18. Rat Boy

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    Kirk: "Spock, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!"
     
  19. steve1961

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    Dont Cheat Spock!

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    Klink!! its Shultz here.

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    Going to the Holloween Party?

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    You were President 250 years ago.When in the hell youre doing on my ship?

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    Gentlemen please,,No Bloodshed here
     
  20. Shatmandu

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