TOS Caption Contest #156: Three Kirks, One Smirk

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. Kibbin

    Kibbin Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2009
    Location:
    Nehwon
    So that's where Chris Pine has got to lately ;)


    [​IMG]


    and alex thought he had it bad in Clockwork Orange. At least he didn't have to sit through the entire collection of K/S
     
  2. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2004
    Location:
    At The Laughing Vulcan's party...
    [​IMG]


    Kirk: "How can you check my teeth from in there?"
    Noel: "Don't you worry about that Captain Halitosis, I mean Kirk."
     
  3. scottydog

    scottydog Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2004
    Location:
    scottydog
  4. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    May 31, 2009
    [​IMG]

    Kirk (to self): "Wow, I really have to hand it to Dr. Van Gelder. This is a great way to avoid postal fees when I send Christmas gifts to Tantalus Five."
     
  5. galleywest

    galleywest whaaaaaat?? Premium Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2004
    Location:
    hither and yon
    [​IMG]

    Dread Pirate Roberts: The battle of wits has begun. Inhale this but do not touch. What you do not smell is iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, and dissolves instantly in liquid and is one of the more deadly poisons--

    Kirk [dipping finger in vial, tasting powder]: Huh, I don't taste anyth--[keels over]

    Dread Pirate Roberts: Oh, for Christ's sakes.
     
  6. scottydog

    scottydog Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2004
    Location:
    scottydog
  7. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    May 31, 2009
    [​IMG]

    When Kirk started smelling every set of wind chimes he could get his hands on, McCoy knew it was time to take him off active duty.
     
  8. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2006
    [​IMG]

    Noel: "You got me crotchless panties for Christmas."
    Kirk: "Yeah."
    <Noel turns dial all the way up.>
     
  9. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    Down in the tube station at midnight
    KIRK IN CHAIR: For the last time! I'm not Chris Pine!
     
  10. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    [​IMG]

    Kirk in the chair: "You're Captain Kirk. YOU'RE CAPTAIN KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK!"
     
  11. captain crow

    captain crow Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2009
    [​IMG]
    Kirk: Why am I the one who has to sit in this Barcalounger thing?

    Noel: Captain, you're the only one of the crew that has the Ancient gene. Now concentrate and bring Atlantis's stardrive online so we can get the hell out of here.

    Kirk: Okay, here goes.

    [Kirk begins to concentrate. Farts loudly. Then the lights go out and the windshield wipers turn on.]
     
  12. Gertch

    Gertch Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2004
    [​IMG]

    "You are repulsed by fattening foods..."


    [​IMG]

    "If they hand you a stone-like prop made by Takei..."
     
  13. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    Down in the tube station at midnight
    [​IMG]

    SHATNER: That was "Rocket Man". Now, "Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds."

    KIRK: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
     
  14. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2006
    [​IMG]

    Shatner: "You won't take a shit without endorsement money of some kind."
     
  15. Gertch

    Gertch Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2004
    [​IMG]

    Shatner: "The money for your first Star Trek convention will be, dare I say, out of this world."
     
  16. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    May 31, 2009
    [​IMG]

    Kirk: "Noel, I don't care how much you torture me. I'm not taking your ugly sister to the cotillion."
     
  17. MANT!

    MANT! Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2005
    Location:
    in Atomo-vision
    [​IMG]


    Soo..Captain..

    Think of it..you ...me.. some sheet plastic..and a bottle of olive oil...