TOS Caption Contest #156: Three Kirks, One Smirk

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. scottydog

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    [Long sniffing sound]

    "Mmm. Dry-erase..."
     
  3. A beaker full of death

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    Thanx for the win, Joe & ScottyClaus! :D
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    OMG these are all hilarious! You guys are KILLING ME!!!!!
     
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  8. scottydog

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    Kirk: "Finally rid of this thing."
     
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    Noel: "It's called MTV, Jim. Just try to relax and enjoy it."

    Kirk: "I am trying-but this 'Union of the Snake' video is freaking me out!"

    (a little something for the 80s Generation:) )
     
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    Kirk: "This is good, but I'm almost out. I'm gonna have to see Carl Spock about another eight-ball."
     
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  13. Nerys Myk

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  15. Shatmandu

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    Kirk: "Hope Victoria can keep a Secret."
     
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    Noel: "Want fries wid dat?"
     
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  19. Nerys Myk

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