TOS Caption Contest #156: Three Kirks, One Smirk

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  1. Shatmandu

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    Noel: "Look, I don't mind that you wear my panties, I'd just like you to wash out the skids before returning them, unkaay?"
     
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  2. Isis

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    Wow, a double win! Thanks, Shatmandu. Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be too prolific today, as the photo below is a pretty good representation of my front yard at the moment.

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    Isis, in need of some hot chocolate and a fireplace...
     
  3. Gertch

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    Shatner (during a break): "So your movie idea is for people to sit in a chair like this, with a probe in the back of their head that takes their mind into some kind of computer fantasy? Hehe - don't quit the day job."
     
  4. Nerys Myk

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  5. Rat Boy

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    Kirk: "I see what you did there."
     
  6. Gertch

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    In the future you'll have to watch a PSA about calories before ordering fast food.
     
  7. Shatmandu

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  8. T'Girl

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    Kirk: "Okay, I see the lights."

    Helen Noel: "How many lights do you see?"

    Kirk: "Four, I see four lights."

    Kirk: "I see the lights."

    Noel: "What am I wearing."

    Kirk: "Black boots."

    Noel: "Okay, what else?"

    Kirk: "Black trousers and a blue shirt."

    Noel: "Now wait one damn minute."

    Kirk: "Short black hair."

    Noel: "Stop."

    Kirk: "Pointed ears."

    Noel: "Noel to Enterprise."

    Scott: "Go ahead."

    Noel: "Just beam me into open space, energize."

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  9. SRFX

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    Kirk: "Excellent! The plot device has arrived."
     
  10. Shatmandu

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    Kirk: "'Penology'. Heh."
     
  11. GeorgeKirk

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  12. Alrik

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    Thank you for the Win Shatmandu!



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    Kirk: "Hmm. Smells like team spirit."
     
  13. Rat Boy

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    Kirk: "Smells kind of like...victory. Some day this war is gonna end."
     
  14. captain crow

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    Noel: That will be $12.98. Please pull your Rascal Scooter up to the next window to collect your order.


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  15. Shatmandu

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    Noel: "No, I don't want to 'see your Whopper'. That's a different place, anyways. Just pull around. <then, under breath> Douchebag."
     
  16. Shatmandu

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    Kirk: "Beam it out into space, widest possible dispersion."
     
  17. scottydog

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  18. Rat Boy

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    Shatner: "Say, this gives me an idea..."
     
  19. Gertch

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    "Lipstick for fake blood? What's going on with the budget here? Hey wait, this is George's."
     
  20. scottydog

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    Shatner, singing: "And I'm gonna be hiiiiigh as a kite by then...."