To a new world of gods and CAPTION THIS!

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  1. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Surgeon: "... so we stick the key behind his eyeball, lock him into a man trap on a timer, wait for him to wake up, give him a screwdriver, and then seriously fuck with his head."

    Dandy: "Where do you come up with these diabolical schemes?"

    Surgeon: "I... ahem SAW... it in a movie once. Heh Heh Heh"

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    Dandy: "I'm afraid I must excuse myself. I can't keep my eyes off his ample and globe like breasts."

    Woman: "Monster moobs..."
     
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  3. Spaceman Spiff

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    Here are a few from Mad Monster Party?

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  4. RJDiogenes

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  5. Trent Roman

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    "Wine, cough syrup... I'm a vampire; if it's not blood, I can't tell the difference."

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  6. Spaceman Spiff

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  7. M'Sharak

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    To let the Count make a move for the beef jerky, or to accept it herself?

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  8. Quo Vadimus

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    Dracula: I do not count.

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  9. RJDiogenes

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  10. William Leisner

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    "This is the same vintage Misters Rankin and Bass were drinking when they hired Nimoy to sing on The Hobbit, so you know it's strong stuff!"

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    "As you can clearly see from this photograph, Mary Jane, this guy doesn't resemble Spider-Man in the slightest!"
     
  11. Velocity

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