To a new world of gods and CAPTION THIS!

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  1. RJDiogenes

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  2. Spaceman Spiff

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    ^ I dont know if anyone'll be able to top that one for this pic. :lol:



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    Christine thought encouraging Erik to imagine himself and the audience naked would make him more comfortable during performances. She was wrong.

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    And then the fun was over. :(
     
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