TNG Caption This! #371: In Before the Lock!

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  1. Triskelion

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    Data: Why do they always seat me next to the kitchen?


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    Worf: Sir, my old Russian mother called. She wants her toilet cozy back.


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    Picard: I don't know why she has to schedule all our spatial enemas for the same time. Or why they are even necessary.


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    Picard (knocks on door): "This is your captain! Can I get you anything?"
    Voice from behind door: "You skipped all your 'Command' classes at the Academy, didn't you."


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    Picard: "This set is atrocious! I say we leave it immediately and never return!"
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  3. Mojochi

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    Data: Apparently, some people still have not gotten the message that I "Have" the bridge whenever I damn well want it

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    Worf: I'm sorry Sir, No one has entered the Salsa dancing contest again this year.

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    All Levar asked Gene was "Isn't it a bit reckless to have kids aboard the Enterprise for a long-term mission into the unknown?" It wasn't received well

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    Picard: I'm sorry Beverly. When I said engage, I didn't mean you, I meant the ship... Wait... Not to be engaged to the ship, for the ship's engines to eng... Ahhh screw it
     
  4. Jonas Grumby

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    Worf: "Oh hell no!"
     
  5. Mr. Laser Beam

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    side note, non-caption-related: What exactly the hell IS this room? And what episode? :confused: [​IMG]
     
  6. Armored Saint

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  7. Finn

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  8. LeadHead

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    LeadHead: Who's LeadHeadh? Anyhoo, having some internet funny business. Finn/Beverly's analysis of the situation is quite accurate.
     
  9. Mojochi

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    I believe It's the containment field room in sickbay that is holding the "Ugly Bags of Mostly Water" Aliens from Homesoil. Beverly is evacuating everyone because they can no longer contain it
     
  10. tharpdevenport

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    Is that a case of a room being specially created for the episode, or can one actually find it in the blueprints for the ship (I remember when you could buy the blueprints in book stores -- talk about the funny looks a guy must have gotten from the check out girls).
     
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  12. Armored Saint

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    PICARD: Damn, I need to find a pseudo-uniform for the boy, those sillicons creatures can't stop to laugh at his stupid rainbow-lined shirt...what the Klingons would say?
     
  13. LeadHead

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