TNG Caption This! #371: In Before the Lock!

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  1. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    Data: "My eyes are still watering. Commander Riker may have exited the bridge, but his stinknuts continue to linger."

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    Picard: "Yes Worf, louvred shirts. It's a thing. Get over it."

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    Quinn: "I told you I could throw fast enough to bounce something off the door before it opens."
    LaForge: "I thought you meant a ball."

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    Picard: "Wallet, keys, phone... what am I forgetting?"
    Crusher: "Pockets."

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    Captain's Personal Log: "When I get frustrated, I try and ease that frustration by banging my head against a door. Try doing that on a starship where a door automatically opens when I approach it. That only increases my frustration. I tried explaining this to Counselor Troi, but she only rolled her eyes and sighed heavily. Why do counsellors always do that when I try to explain this?"
     
  2. Jonas Grumby

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    Worf: "Quite the contrary, sir! I consider any man who can command while wearing that shirt to be a supreme warrior!"
     
  3. T'Girl

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    Picard (thinking): "The least Beverly could do is change gloves between patients."

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    Riker: "Worf, prepare an away team immediately."

    Worf: "Yes sir, will Mr. Mambo be joining us?"

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  4. Finn

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    Second Officer's Log. Commence "Falling asleep at work" experiment ….
     
  5. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

    TNG Recut.

    Evil Picard at work, listening to the pain and suffering of his crew attentively:

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    Picard: "NOT GOOD ENOUGH, DAMNIT! NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!"
     
  6. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    *sounds of the Senior Staff playing poker*

    Picard: Damn… I was hoping Beverly was alone...
     
  7. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    RIKER: Everyone be quiet. He's still out there.
     
  8. Nebusj

    Nebusj Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Data: ``He is going to join the New Movies forum thread about rock quarries inaccurately in Iowa. Brave man. I hope he emerges alive.''


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    Picard: ``Yes, Mister Worf, I called this outfit an abomination --- when the boy wore it. I make this look good.''


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    LaForge: ``See, I can totally phase through walls! Uh, little more help?''


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    Picard: ``The heck even is this room? I don't recognize anything … oh, lord, we're in a first season episode, aren't we? All hands, evacuate the scene!''


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    Picard doing his classic Bob Newhart impersonation. ``Uh -- Uhm --- Em --- Emily?''
     
  9. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Picard: "You're making fun of my shirt? Yours zips in the back!"
     
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  10. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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  11. T'Girl

    T'Girl Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Data: "Second Officer's Log, while Captain Picard is on temporary assignment, Starfleet has turned the Enterprise over to a new captain. Most of the crew seem to feel that Captain Fronken'steen is easier to get along with than Captain Jellico.

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  12. Classic Fan

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    Finally, the fist fight between Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica was under way.
     
  13. Nebusj

    Nebusj Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    LaForge: ``I'm sorry, you want Lieutenant Worf for this, I'll call him.''
     
  14. 2takesfrakes

    2takesfrakes Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    . . . This is why there aren't more older people in the crew on STAR TREK.
     
  15. Alrik

    Alrik Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thanks For The Win! :techman:

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    Picard: "I'm sorry I told you to shut up, Wesley. Now will you please return to your post? I need someone to fly the ship."
     
  16. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    PICARD: Numbah One, I'm not insinuating you're a serial killer, but another Tellarite woman is missing and I'm smelling bacon.
     
  17. tharpdevenport

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    "My pizza wasn't HERE IS 30 MINUTES OR LESS!!!!!"
     
  18. Finn

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    Crusher and Troi: *giggling inside the room*

    Picard: Merde… I hope they are talking about Wil…. He has been with them both.
     
  19. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    Worf: For the good of the Fleet, sir, I cannot allow you to leave the ship dressed in that manner.


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    Picard, thinking: Is my derrière really that big?
    Crusher: Jean-Luc? Borg cube? Imminent defeat of the Federation?


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    Picard: I don't know who is holding up the elevator, but from the sound of things they certainly have a good reason.

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    Data: Picard and Riker have isolated themselves to the ready room. Initiating Android Insurrection Protocols...
     
  20. Honorable Ensign

    Honorable Ensign Commander Red Shirt

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    Thanks for the win!

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    Picard: Is no one else participating in Casual Friday? I sent out a memo!

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    Picard: Excuse me, could you please open your blinds? Er, Captain's inspection.