TNG Caption This! #370: Realities

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  1. Armored Saint

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    Everyone took a step back when Worf's Klingon erection came swinging around when he tried to avoid Data's micro RC enterprise replica.


    (Once you see it, you can never un-see it!!!)


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    Will: Where did you get that schematic, i thought The Drex Files had been suspended?"
    Picard: "Once its out there its out there, Will."
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  4. Armored Saint

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    ALL: SHUT UP!

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    ESOQQ: I don't even know what's a lion!
    PICARD: Pfff, if you're not a coward lion, the Bolian college girl's two twin brothers.
     
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  8. Alrik

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    Worf: "Commander, don't move. We've located Ceiling Cat."


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    Tactical Officer: "So just how serious are you and K'ehleyr:"

    Worf: "Meh, I can take her or leave her."

    Tactical Officer: "Uh."

    Worf: "She's standing right behind me, isn't she?"
     
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    Worf: Oh crap, who activated his Basic Instinct subroutine?


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    Ensign: So I need to enter your wife's name into my tactical report. How does she spell it again?
    Worf: It is spelled exactly as it sounds.
    Ensign: Then how does it sound, exactly?
    Worf: K-Layhr.
    Ensign: Kay Lair?
    Worf: Kuh'Layer.
    Ensign: K'laire?
    Worf: You are trying my patience.
    Ensign: You don't know, do you.
    Worf: Cheese it, here comes What's-her-name and she's arming Blue Steel. Eject! Eject!
     
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  11. LeadHead

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