TNG Caption This! #368: 8 degrees past 360!

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  1. Triskelion

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    Riker: Sensors reading an orphan transport ship on its way to Disneyworld. Recommendations?
    Worf: We attack!
    Riker: Quelle surprise.


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    Picard: What is it, Data?
    Data: A Bird of Prey, sir.
    Picard: Romulans then.
    Data: No sir; it is a Klingon Bird of Prey.
    Picard: Oh, I though the Romulans call their ships Birds of Prey. What do they call them?
    Data: Birds of Prey, sir. Like the Klingons.
    Picard: Well they can't all be Birds of Prey, can they?
    Data: Given that both species are interstellar empires, it is a statistical likelihood that at least some of their ships share a convergent class nomenclature. It is most likely a limitation of our own universal translator, sir, as both species share a distinctly different language and morphological referent of origin.
    Picard: What, so those two Risan prostitutes who I thought were women...
    Data: Completely different issue, sir.


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    Security Officer's log, supplemental: I found the ship's toilet and I couldn't be happier. Can't say the same for the rest of the bridge staff.
     
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  3. inflatabledalek

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    Thanks for the double header Leadhead!


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    Worf: So I saw Thunderbirds...


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    Spiner: Gene is really letting his casting couch standards slip.


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    Data: Which one is the self destruct button again?


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    Picard: Oh hell, it's the first film. I hate this one.

    Riker: But I thought you'd modelled your look on Persis Khambatta?

    Picard: She modelled her look on me!


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    Crosby's leaving party was not a great success.
     
  4. Jonas Grumby

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    Yar (voice over): "Chief Security Officer's log. There's nothing like a bout of Klingon flatulence to clear out a room! Unfortunately, Starfleet regulations insist that at least one security officer must be present on the bridge at all times. I hate this job!"
     
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    Riker: Computer, locate Captain Picard.

    Computer: Captain Picard has been in Dr. Beverly Crusher's quarters since 21:00 hours, yesterday

    Worf: Impressive

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    Geordi: Data, don't even think about becoming a ginger

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    Riker: Computer, locate Captain Picard.

    Computer: Captain Picard has been in Commander Nella Darren's quarters since 23:00 hours yesterday

    Worf: Very impressive

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    Worf: They've been in suspended animation for 70 years. They're demanding the "Genesis" device.

    Picard: Tell them I don't wear a hair system

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    Yar: Computer, locate the Enterprise bridge crew.

    Computer: The bridge crew has been in Captain Picard's quarters since 23:30 hours, yesterday

    Yar: Even Worf?

    Computer: Yes

    Yar: Impressive
     
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  7. Velocity

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  8. Nerys Myk

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  9. Ihlecreations

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    Picard: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in this episode?
    Worf: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
    Picard: What happened to then?
    Worf: We passed then.
    Picard: When?
    Worf: Just now. We're at now now.
    Picard: Go back to then.
    Worf: When?
    Picard: Now.
    Worf: Now?
    Picard: Now.
    Worf: I can't.
    Picard: Why?
    Worf: We missed it.
    Picard: When?
    Worf: Just now.
    Picard: When will then be now?
    Worf: Soon.
    Picard: How soon?
     
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  10. Finn

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    ^Which picture is this supposed to be for?
     
  11. Ihlecreations

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    Sorry the link must not be working right, can you see it now?
     
  12. LeadHead

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    The 24'th century's new hit game: Klingon Space Invaders