TNG Caption This! #353: Time Capsule: Part 4

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  1. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! I didn't think I'd get this one up even remotely on time so.... yay!

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    First up to the plate, we have the "Just READ the manual!" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Great Suggestion!" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Most Popular event in the 24th Century!" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Apparently, some things can't be replicated" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Sacred Traditions" Award, going to:

    Our Photoshop Award, goes to:


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    Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to our winners!

    And now, our time capsule series hits season 4!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Riker: Am I the only one who thinks we should have answered that distress call from Alderaan before we went to Risa for Beer Festival?


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    Data: And then, Tasha began making loud noises indicative of-

    Ishara: Shut up!

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    Worf: The last CMO liked it when I invited her to drink Klingon tea!

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    Riker: No, Worf. He keeps his wallet in here.

    Data Activates

    Riker: Whoops.

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    Riker: This was obviously a holodeck fantasy, these uniforms wont even be around in 5 years!
     
  3. jep

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    Data: "Taste The Rainbow."

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    Riker: Okay, so we're all agreed, we'll use the tractor beam and industrial sealant to put the planet back together before Captain Picard comes back. Okay, everyone, you know your jobs, get to work!

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    Ishara: Damn flies!

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    Worf: ...and next time the Captain is not satisfying you, you know where I'll be...

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    Riker: Okay, I've got him, I've got him, I don't got him! I don't got him! Ow, ow, my back!

    Worf: It's okay, I've got him.

    Riker: You sure? I mean, I'd totally carry him, but you know my lower back issues...

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    Tomalak: Commander's Log: I have been told that efforts to erase Riker's mind has proven to be ridiculously easy. It's almost like it was pretty empty to begin with.
     
  5. Finngle Bells

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    Tomalak: Repeat after me…Trip died…

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  6. Mojochi

    Mojochi Commodore Commodore

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    Thanks for the pick :D
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    Riker: Drunken Klingon miners again ey?

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    Data: For future reference, we will pretend I did not know I could do this

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    Beverly: No, seriously it helps keep the curl in my bob all day. You should try it

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    Worf: But Commander, I didn't get you anything for you're birthday

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    It's specifically designed to target the gray, but maybe we should've waited until Mr. Mot got back
     
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    Data: Well that's it, sir. We turned over every rock.
    Riker: Still no sign of Geordi's dignity, Data?
    Data: Not one sensor blip, sir.
    Geordi: Hey! I'm on the bridge!


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    Data: For future reference I would rather deal with the space roaches.


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    Crusher: Don't worry, Worf. It's not the size of your shuttlecraft, but the throb of your thrusters.
    Worf: Ohhh?
    Crusher: But penises? Size matters big time.
    Worf: Awww.


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    Worf: Even if we manage to get him through the little door, he sounds nothing like a cuckoobird!


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    Salesman: This will make you look twenty years younger.
    Riker: I can't see ever needing that ever.
     
  8. JirinPanthosa

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    TFTW! My second time winning the same picture.

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    RIKER: Data, did you just destroy Earth?
    DATA: That is correct Commander. Acting under orders from Captain Picard.
    RIKER: The Captain ordered you to destroy Earth?
    DATA: Yes sir. He ordered me to find an excuse not to go to the Admiral's ball. With Earth destroyed, there will be no Admiral's ball. Therefore he now has an excuse not to go.

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    DATA: I slept with your sister.
    ISHARA: Shut up!

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    WORF: No, I will not report for my yearly physical, Doctor. It is against my Klingon beliefs.
    BEVERLY: Quit playing that card!

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    DATA: And IIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEIIIII will always love....youuuuuuu!
    WORF: Somebody please delete that movie from his memory banks.

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    TOMALAK: Mind probe of Commander Riker complete. Note to self. Take next vacation to Bynar, and buy one of their holodecks.
     
  9. Armored Saint

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    Mot the barber: Commander, I warn you, this technology isn't safe. A frequent use can cause back injuries and and weight gain. Why don't you prefer a good old Just for men to hide your gray hair?
    RIKER: I'm an evolved man from the 24th century, I don't use those primitive shits! So let your Vulcan assistant make his job.
     
  10. Jonas Grumby

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    TFTW, LeadHead!

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    Ishara: "Showboat!"
    Data: "Biatch!"


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    Worf: "Low testosterone? I can't have that on my record! Can't you say I've got gonorrhea or something?"
     
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    DATA: May I point out that you are not doing it correctly?
     
  12. Armored Saint

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  13. Gil T.Azell

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    DATA: "No problem sir"
     
  14. Finngle Bells

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    Worf: "If you were not the Captain's concubine, I would kill you where you stand."

    Beverly: "All I did was call you needle-dick."


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  16. Armored Saint

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  18. Ríu ríu chíu

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  19. Armored Saint

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  20. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    RIKER: Just remove it, okay?