TNG Caption This! #352: Time Capsule: Part 3

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    Geordi: Hey Geordi, what's happenin'?
    Ferengi: Oh, I don't know.
    Geordi: Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
    Ferengi: Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
    Geordi: Whatcha gonna do down there?
    Ferengi: Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
    Geordi: Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
    Ferengi: Uh huh.
    Geordi: Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
    Ferengi: Uh, what's the Sandbar?
    Geordi: Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
    Ferengi: Oh, cool.
    Geordi: Y'know who's gonna be there?
    Ferengi: Uh, who?
    Geordi: My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
    Ferengi: Oh.
    Geordi: Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:
    Love me two times baby
    Love me twice today
    Love me two times girl
    Cause I got AIDS
    Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS
    Ferengi: Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
    Geordi: Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
    Ferengi: Uh, what's the court?
    Geordi: Never mind that,
    Ferengi: Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
    Geordi: Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
    Ferengi: Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
    Geordi: Funny you should ask, I've got a shuttle now.
    Ferengi: Oh wow, how'd you get a shuttle?
    Geordi: Oh my Starfleet flew it up here from the Romulus.
    Ferengi: You're kidding!
    Geordi: I must be, Romulus is in the Neutral Zone, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of shuttle I have.
    Ferengi: Uh, what kinda shuttle do ya' got?
    Geordi: I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!
     
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