TNG Caption This! 347: Better than ever

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  1. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    CREWMAN SMITH (oc) I'm here to pick up the Mugato droppings.

    PICARD: Merde!
     
  2. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    avec une hint de Bergamot. It'll do until the replicator's repaired.
     
  3. shivkala

    shivkala Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    In honor of none of my captions being chosen this past week, I am going with a theme this week:

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    Picard/Shivkala: What do you mean none of my captions were funny?

    Worf/Leadhead: Your captions were...without honor.

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    Picard/Shivkala: Worf/Leadhead didn't like any of my posts, what am I going to do? And what the hell are you doing with that sextant?

    Jono/Nerys Myk: Trying to find your dignity!

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    Riker/Mutai Sho-Rin: Find it yet?

    Worf/Leadhead: No sir, as I said, I have not been able to find Picard/Shivkala's sense of humor.


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    Picard/Shivkala: Before the winners were announced, I thought I'd be drinking from the cup of victory, now I'm just tasting the bitterness of defeat!

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    Riker/Mutai Sho-Rin: Picard/Shivkala for your crimes of being unfunny, we consign you to this torture beam!
     
  4. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    RIKER: Analysis, Mr. Worf?

    WORF: Black gold. Texas tea.

    RIKER: Recommendation?

    WORF: California is the place we ought to be.
     
  5. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    SHAZAM!
     
  6. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    PICARD: Once, with the Stargazer....ouch!
    TROI: Captain, I sense jealousy...from the Enterprise!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    Picard: Mr. Worf, I'll be in my bunk.

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    Admiral McCoy, OS: We call it sweet tea, son.

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    Riker: Walk it off, captain, walk it off!
     
  8. Bad Thoughts

    Bad Thoughts Commodore Commodore

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    Worf: This water is fresh! We did not need to drink out own piss. When I see that Bear Grylls, I will disembowel him.
     
  9. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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