TNG Caption This! 347: Better than ever

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  1. 2takesfrakes

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    Indeed, LeadHead, many thanks for mine, sir ...
     
  2. Triskelion

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  3. Armored Saint

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  8. Triskelion

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  9. Armored Saint

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    Picard: "Good lord, what have they been feeding you? It smells like something died in here."

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  12. Armored Saint

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    PICARD: Worf, do something, she wants Starfleet command to forbid me to drink any more Earl Grey.
    WORF: Sorry sir, I just sent the message. I had to do it.

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    WORF: The Captain's urine is full of Earl Grey traces. He definetely find a way to bypass the interdict.
    RIKER: That explains why he's peeing a river.

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    JONO: Hey, this is a tea-pot.
    PICARD: Noooo, he found it! **Sob**

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    PICARD: No, it doesn't taste like bergamot or tea. NEXT!

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    TROI: I sense a strong desire to drink Earl Grey.
    ZAAAAAAAP!
    WORF: Sorry sir, but Dr. Crusher received yesterday the approval for the shock therapy.
    PICARD: M...er...de....
     
  13. Nerys Myk

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  14. Triskelion

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  15. Armored Saint

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    COMPUTER: Red alert! A naked Bolian male has been detected near the Jeremiah Rossa's cabin.
     
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    Riker: Captain Picard has fallen! I name myself the new captain!
     
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    Picard: Come, come, Mr. Worf. Let's be open-minded! Computer, activate automatic bridge defense system.

    ***ZAP!!!***

    Computer: Commander Riker is now in command.

    Riker: Computer, deactivate BDS.

    Data: I can see why this device was originally discontinued.

    Troi: I sense great pain.
     
  19. Finn

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    The biologist in me just realized I used the wrong word for it...


    fixed... :)
     
  20. Triskelion

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    Troi: Mmmm - chocolate sundae! My favorite. How about yours, Captain?
    Picard: Burnt...fur...putrid eel...and...serpent worms? Dammit Worf!
    Worf: Mmm, pheasant.