Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Feb 10, 2014.
Worf: Is that a gun in your pants or are you...ah, it is a gun...
K'EHLYER: My eyes are up here!
WORF: Of course they are! It's not them I've been seeking through your armor since since five minutes!
PICARD: Numbah One, she's doing that to hide her adam's apple!
Crusher: "Did you know that the entire crew thinks we're sleeping together?"
Picard: "Well, in that case, we might as well actually do it, no?"
HENSHAW: Awww, he's too shy to scan under my shirt with his visor.
GEORDI: What are you talking about? I'm n....EWWW AN ADAM'S APPLE!
Picard: Watch yourself, no footsie.
Riker: She's a hologram, captain, are you really worried about her virtue?!
Picard: No, yours. Honestly, what kind of grown man tries to seduce computer-generated characters?
K'Ehleyr: Worf, I'm reasonably sure the crew will notice you've taken over the Enterprise in the name of the House of Mogh.
Worf: I am a familar face. They will not question my rule.
K'Ehleyr: Have you noticed our armor?
Henshaw: It's so nice of you to keep me company while I wait for Commander Riker to pick me up, Geordi. You're such a sweetie!
Riker: No Jean-Luc, I said could you manage Troi, not menage a trois.
K'ehlyer I've told you before Worf, not in front of the view screen.
Picard: So Beverley, are you prepared to, ahem, go Baldly, where no one has gone before.
Crusher Not even with a medical tricorder Jean-Luc.
Geordi: I never usually get to a second date once they find out Data's fully-functional.
Data: Hmm, Whale Puke, animal urine and beaver excrement. And you use this to enhance you odour Counsellor Troi?
LaForge: "It's something called Colt 45. The Billy Dee Williams hologram says it works every time!"
Picard: "Okay, Will, I'll admit she's not bad. But I still think my red-headed Lara Croft hologram is better!"
PICARD: Q was right, Riker's dream woman is Kathy Janeway!
Thanks for the award!
Picard: "A hologram? Just bang the bartender like I do."
K'EHLEYR: Worf, I'm late!
WORF: No, you got here right on time.
K'EHLEYR: No, I mean, I'm LAAAATE!
Worf: If my observations of Commander Riker are accurate, now is the time you go distract the helmsman with...your manhood.
K'Ehleyr: My manhood?
Worf: You heard it.
That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen
Captain's Log: I need to speak with Deanna about this. It has been some time since Riker showed me some of the pictures in his quarters. But I swear Minuet looks just like Wil's mother.
Minuet: "Well, I'm sorry, but you should have specified your intentions before the computer built the program. Under this dress, I'm nothing but wire-frame."
MINUET: They are binary lifeforms. They created me because your 'Creepy' value was set to 1.
K'ELYHR: Oh, right, you haven't spent any time around other Klingons. You think most of them actually behave honorably.
MU PICARD: It's good to be king.
GEORDI: You know, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd order by frequency of use. Which would have the effect of putting U and I not directly next to each other, but much closer than they are now.
DATA: Ahh, food coloring. The single most deadly substance to an android.
Picard: I didn't know she had that magnetism on my crew.
Ha, good one, Armored Saint!
Worf: It is a good day to die.
K'Kate: Do it.
"Captain's Personal Log: My First Officer's bragging about his Holodeck Chérie, of late, is strange even to me ... and ... I am a Frenchman!"
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