TNG Caption This! 346: Lovey Dovey

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  1. Leviathan

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    Worf: Is that a gun in your pants or are you...ah, it is a gun...
     
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    HENSHAW: Awww, he's too shy to scan under my shirt with his visor.
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    Picard: No, yours. Honestly, what kind of grown man tries to seduce computer-generated characters?


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    Henshaw: It's so nice of you to keep me company while I wait for Commander Riker to pick me up, Geordi. You're such a sweetie!
     
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    Riker: No Jean-Luc, I said could you manage Troi, not menage a trois.

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    K'ehlyer I've told you before Worf, not in front of the view screen.

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    Picard: So Beverley, are you prepared to, ahem, go Baldly, where no one has gone before.

    Crusher Not even with a medical tricorder Jean-Luc.

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    Geordi: I never usually get to a second date once they find out Data's fully-functional.

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    Data: Hmm, Whale Puke, animal urine and beaver excrement. And you use this to enhance you odour Counsellor Troi?
     
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  12. Armored Saint

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    Worf: If my observations of Commander Riker are accurate, now is the time you go distract the helmsman with...your manhood.
    K'Ehleyr: My manhood?
    Worf: You heard it.
     
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    That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen :guffaw:
     
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    Captain's Log: I need to speak with Deanna about this. It has been some time since Riker showed me some of the pictures in his quarters. But I swear Minuet looks just like Wil's mother.
     
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    Minuet: "Well, I'm sorry, but you should have specified your intentions before the computer built the program. Under this dress, I'm nothing but wire-frame."
     
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    GEORDI: You know, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd order by frequency of use. Which would have the effect of putting U and I not directly next to each other, but much closer than they are now.

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