TNG Caption This! 345: Character Studies

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  1. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    WORF:No sir, we won't be playing "Beast of Burden" so you can do your Mick Jagger impersonation.
     
  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    RIKER: Sir, the piñata and candy were for the children.

    PICARD: Mmmmmmm, candy.
     
  3. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    PICARD: Ewwwww, children.
     
  4. Jonas Grumby

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    Worf: "Sir, we may be able to save the inhabitants of this planet! But the attempt will surely damage, and quite probably destroy, the Enterprise!"
    Picard: "Then our duty is clear! Mr. Data, find me some Prime Directive mumbo-jumbo to justify us getting the hell out of here!"
     
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  5. Vassa

    Vassa Commander Red Shirt

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    Riker: Wait! Wait! I forgot to plug my phaser into the charger last night!
    Worf (Mumbling): Not again...
     
  6. Bad Thoughts

    Bad Thoughts Commodore Commodore

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    Data: Finally, a solution to the Kobayashi Maru scenario that involves no cheating.
     
  7. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    RIKER: Hold up, Chief. I forgot to program my DVR for "The Real Housewives of Risa".
     
  8. Holdfast

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    TROI: So then I lied, and told Will it happens to every man.



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    PICARD (O/S, tapping on PADD): Mr Data, it's time for your annual lube change. Bend over.



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    PICARD: I better write to Dr Soong, and let him know about his son...



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    RIVA (noticing that RIKER is pointing his phaser at himself): And people think I'm the one with a disability.



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    PICARD: You like it, my duckface?
     
  9. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    TROI: Where did you get your phasers? I want one me too!
    RIKER Just ask to Riva. Why else would he wear the coat?
     
  10. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    WORF: But sir, the mission was an outstanding success, we've been able to save all the children and they're fine.
     
  11. Honorable Ensign

    Honorable Ensign Commander Red Shirt

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    It is never a good idea to interrupt an android's game of Angry Birds.
     
  12. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    DATA: Is this the best time to consult your "What Would Jim Kirk Do?" app?

    PICARD: The only better time is when talking to the ladies.
     
  13. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    GEORDI: You're playing a dangerous game, my dear Data. There's a big section about arguing with artificial intelligences.
     
  14. Finngle Bells

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    Picard: ...You can see why this must have belonged to the fifth dynasty of the Mekelons. Those markings belonged to a earlier period of that dynasty. Marvelous, my boys...

    Geordi: Sir...That's just a part of the matter/energy circuitry... O'Brien just replaced it and left the old part here.
     
  15. Mojochi

    Mojochi Commodore Commodore

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    Picard: Yes, #1, That Horgon did come in handy... when I got back to the ship. ZING!

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    Data: I am an android sitting at the ops station. Why are you keeping an additional record? Overkill much?

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    Picard: Riker, you lumbering oaf, look at what you've done now. You stepped on the Chief's model ship

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    Troi: I'm sensing you're worried you might shoot your load too soon

    Riker: It was one time. Give it a rest

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    Picard: Nope, not yet. Tasha's only been dead a month
     
  16. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    WORF: I miss the smell of Riker's balls.
    DATA: Interesting, it seems that a lot of bridge officers, including myself, miss this particular scent.
    PICARD: I've spent the last two weeks rubbing all cheese of the world on my nuts and they don't stink at all....
     
  17. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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