TNG Caption This! 343: Proper Procedures

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  1. Triskelion

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    Geordi: The Captain isn't here. Let's sit down.
    Data: You heard him, Geordi. "All systems stand by."
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    PICARD (via communication system): Data, La Forge, we're still waiting for you in Transporter Room 3. Just check your damn messages from your phones, OK?
     
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    DATA: I've got it. It's a virus that enters through your eyes and disintegrates you from the inside out.
    GEORDI: Umm...everyone else is already dead.
    DATA: Indeed.
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    Worf: *growls*
    Troi: I'm not sensing anybody
    Riker: *shakes head* Klingons
     
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    DATA: You are right Geordi. If Spiner and Burton were spending their time to learn their lines instead of paying drinks to strippers, they wouldn't need to have the script written on the consoles...warmly...a pissed-off director.
     
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    GEORDI: Keep looking. There has to be a "cancel warp core ejection" button!