TNG Caption This! 341: Continuing mission

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Jan 7, 2014.

  1. Armored Saint

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    Picard (o.s.): Will, are you all right?

    Riker: Sorry, sir. I've got the rockin-pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.
     
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  3. Armored Saint

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    RIKER:...and I used to believe him when he called me Number One...
     
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    TROI: Pain! Sadness! Suffering!
    BEVERLY: Deanna, what's wrong?
    TROI: The ensigns are watching Game of Thrones. This happens every time somebody dies.

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    GEORDI: That's not how you snap.

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    RIKER: I've decided to stay with the Klingons. Their women don't cry so much.

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    PICARD: You see Will? When you lean over Geordi like this it makes him really uncomfortable.
    GEORDI: THANK YOU.

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    PICARD: Did you really just give orders to change the dress code for bridge officers?
    RIKER: Only for counselors.
     
  5. Nerys Myk

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    PICARD: Not buying it, Riker. Get your ass to bridge and start your shift!
     
  6. shivkala

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    Admiral Leadhead: Sorry folks but I've been fighting a cold all week and I'm not the best judge of comedy in that state. Either tomorrow or Saturday will be the start of the next contest. In the meantime, I fully encourage and support "LeadHead is late" captions, there'll be a special award for it....

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    The crew took Ned a little too seriously...

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    Data: Despite not having emotions, I must admit, after slaving away at captions all day, only to have Leadhead get sick and push off the contest again, all I can do is fantasy about crushing his head as if it were an ant's!

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    Riker: Leadhead being "sick," and postponing yet another contest was the last straw! I'm going off to start my own thread, who's with me?

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    Geordi: But, but, Leadhead promised he'd have the new thread up by this past Tuesday...

    Picard: And you believed that bull merde?

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    Riker: *grunting, obviously in pain* Sir, how much longer must we stand here? I feel like I've been in the same position for 11 days.

    Picard: A few more hours, a day at most, just hang in there Number One, I'm sure Leadhead will have the new contest up in no time.

    Worf: A true Klingon warrior can go a month without moving in a caption contest without complaining, Sir.
     
  7. Triskelion

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    Picard: Sorry Geordi, I still got laid last night.
    Geordi: Just don't say it was -
    Picard: Christy Henshaw. She kept pouring coco no no's into me.
    Georfi: @:&#?*! <storms out>
    Data: Query...WTF?
     
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    LaForge: Sir?

    Picard: Get it? I'm GEORDIE La Forge! :guffaw:

    Riker: I need a transfer.
     
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    PICARD: Have I mentioned how imaginative the Risian women are?
     
  10. Triskelion

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    Troi: Nightbird!
    Worf: Security, she's doing it again.
     
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    Riker: "Alright, you win. Deanna's hair isn't the most ridiculous thing on the bridge."
     
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    RIKER: Actually, I'm kinda turned on right now.
     
  13. Armored Saint

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    RIKER: Sorry Lwaxana, the Captain has been called by Admiral Nechayev for a secret assignment just two minutes after you announced you're visit.
     
  14. Armored Saint

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    RIKER: Sir, I think for your well-being you should no more read Shakespeare in the ""original"".
    WORF: Captain, I must say you've never looked so fine as now.
     
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