TNG Caption This! 338: I accidentally skipped #337

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  1. Bad Thoughts

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  2. Triskelion

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    DATA: I must refine my flower-arranging subroutine.



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    RIKER: So, do we break up the fight or start taking bets?



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    PICARD: Wrong century, wrong Enterprise, sorry shadowy future fellow.



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    PICARD: Noooo... I fell asleep and missed him again!
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    While the majority of the crew responded with shock and/or confusion, only Data was intrigued by Picard's nude selfie.

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    Picard: I've called you three here, because you're the ones closest to Mr. O'Brien. Listen, we all like the guy and none of us want to upset him, but I ordered these flowers for Bev, um, that it is someone I wanted to take for a beverage in Ten-Forward, look that's not important now. What I mean to say is, someone needs to tell Miles that if this is the best she can do, Keiko is a piss-poor botanist!

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    Frakes: What the Hell is this?

    Dorn: Apparently, they've hired the fight choreographers from Babylon 5 for this episode.

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    Picard: Captain's Log: Data is close to introducing us to his "daughter," what will, perhaps prove to be the greatest advancement in cybernetic development since Dr. Soong created Data, himself. The crew and even Starfleet is teeming with questions: If an android can create another android, does that make the first android a god? Will this spell the end of human beings exploring space, when we can just send out some androids? Do androids have a soul? Is it ethical to allow Mr. Data to create another android? What if his "daughter" ends up like Lore, his brother? However, I, personally, am most interested to learn the answer to a question my first officer, Commander Riker, asked, "Is she hot?"

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    Drunk Picard: I know I don't act like it, but I actually do like Wesley. Oh, God, don't tell the crew that! I can see it now, tons of NAMBLA jokes. I mean, the rest of the crew, they hate him. Hate him! It's not his fault he's a big dork! I get that! I used to be like that! Jack, he'd be turning over in his grave if he saw Wesley. Wesley is nothing like Jack, really, he's more like me...Oh my God, is Wesley my...

    Crusher: ...and a little of my special mixture of a sedative mixed with "Forget Me Now," a memory erasing agent I found in a blog post from the Alliance of Magicians should take care of the Captain.
     
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    Data: Not only is your tactic of questionable value in our standoff with three Romulan warbirds, sir, but the Starfleet database has no record of anything called "the Boothby Maneuver."
     
  12. Nerys Myk

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    DATA: Careful, Captain. The Botany Department warns that this planet's flora has psychotropic properties.
     
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