TNG Caption This! 338: I accidentally skipped #337

Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Dec 16, 2013.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! Winners Time!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Some things never change" award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Uncontrollable" Award, going to:


    Next, we have the "Cliffhanger" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Where's Geordi when you need him?" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Music cues" Award, going to:

    Loved ALL of the Photoshops this week! Couldn't choose, They're all winners!

    And, this next one gets some extra style points for shopping the desk reflection. Awesome stuff!


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    Congrats to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated! Now, I changed something last contest. Anybody know what it was? :rommie:

    And now, the new contest!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    La Forge: Hold my hand, someone!

    Riker: Flip for it? Loser has to hold his hand?

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    Worf: After thorough investigation, we can not determine who sent you these flowers.

    Picard: Did you read the card, Lieutenant?

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    Worf: Dang, we're always late to brawl night at Ten Forward.

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    Picard: Admiral, you've been sitting in my chair for hours. Get off my ship.


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    The moment so many fans had waited for, and Patrick Stewart totally sleep walked though the scene.
     
  3. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    LA FORGE: Stop rocking my chair, I'm about to hurl.

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    PICARD: So gentlemen, candy and flowers or just flowers?

    WORF: Do you really think we're the best people to give you relationship advice?

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    DORN: We just can't leave the stunt men alone for a minute, can we?

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    PICARD: I hope you're not planning to take advantage of me in this condition.

    CRUSHER: Nope

    PICARD: oh.
     
  4. bbjeg

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    Picard: And the winner for best gold shirt is...

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    Riker: I'm telling you, the crew got over the Borg rather wel...
    Worf: Sure they did.

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    Picard: °* I coulda had a few more Bevs. *°¤
    Beverly: You punched Riker in the face.
    Picard: *hic* That lil piss has been gunning for my seat shince day one. *°*
    Beverly: You need to sleep.
    Picard: * I know what you need baby. °*¤
    Beverly: ... Strip, doctors orders.

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    Picard: And the winner for best gold shirt is... O'brien, who want to take him his award?
     
  5. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Picard: Right- you fell for two ladies who ended up getting murdered by crazies who sold out their respective empires.
     
  6. Nebusj

    Nebusj Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    LaForge: ``Whoa, hey, the 'Check Engine' light just came on, what do we do?''
    Data: ``The Captain informed me the procedure is to pop the air hose off the catalytic converter just before we go in for inspection and reattach it after we pass.''

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    ``Yes, Lieutenant Worf, I shall be proud to accompany you to the prom.''

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    ``Hey! Who told everybody they could be kung-fu fighting?''

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    ``This may be our most serious situation yet, Admiral. They're filming us in a crane shot. They never take us out of eye-level two-shots.''

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    It was fun, but now Dr Crusher has to deflate and fully clean her Picard blow-up doll.
     
  7. Avro Arrow

    Avro Arrow Commodore Commodore

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    Thank you, Lead-Nosed Reindeer! :)

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    Riker: ...so then the next morning, I saw Ensign Monroe coming out of Ensign Carlyle's quarters!
    Troi: Really? Those two? I never would have thought...
    LaForge: Um, could you two focus for a minute? Shields at 20%, and the Warbird is circling for another attack run!

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    Worf: Sir... I believe you may have misunderstood when we asked if you had any "good weed".

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    Riker: What happened here, Lieutenant?
    Worf: I still do not understand it, sir. It all started when somebody asked, "Who's better: Kirk or Picard?"

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    Lal: OOoooo! I am a ghost! I am coming for you, Admiral Haftel. You must leave this ship at once!
    Haftel: She knows I'm not falling for that a second time, right?
     
  8. Triskelion

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    Geordi: Ok I'm nearly into the Captain's logs. Now it's asking for his password.
    Riker: Try "Eline."
    Geordi: Nope.
    Data: Try "ChateauPicard."
    Geordi: Nope.
    Riker: Try "Fourlights27."
    Geordi: That's it, we're in.
    Troi: Oh give me a break!
     
  9. Mistral

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    Picard: "So, in light of the fuss over GMOs, I've decided to change the standard rations to something more natural."
     
  10. Jonas Grumby

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    Picard: "You have to admit, Admiral, as androids go, Lal is a bit of a cutie!"
    Haftel: "Bah! She's just a kid! You should Google James Kirk's historical logs for 'Exo III' sometime!"
     
  11. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Thanks ftw Mr. Lead [Changable Full Name] Sir! Also for the previous contest as I forgot to do so last time.


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    Burton: Maybe we should just put her in a proper uniform rather than go to all these strange lengths to cover up her camel toe?


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    Picard: It may not seem it gentlemen, but flowers like these got me many a fine woman. The flowers and a bottle of meths.


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    Worf: Humans brawl like big girls blouses.


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    Picard: Actually, Data gave up on the whole android project after being distracted by his new hobby, giant shadow puppets.


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    Beverly: ...I think what you should have done is gotten me to drink the meths. Nice flowers though.
     
  12. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Medical log: As that already happened seventeen years ago, a bad interpreation of Halmet thrown Captain Picard to dementia. Hopefully, I know it's easy to treat with the Wesley procedure.

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    Riker: What the hell is that?
    Worf: They're the without honor actors who played so badly this great Klingon tragedy.
     
  13. Nerys Myk

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    MR. GREY: Not in the face! Not in the face!!
     
  14. Mojochi

    Mojochi Commodore Commodore

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    Thanks for the pick :)

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    Riker: Remind me later to speak to the captain about reassigning this awful helmsman. I'm not even sure he can see

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    Data: Catching them apparently means you are the next bride to be, Sir

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    Worf: Apart from the guys about to make out, on my left, it's the best birthday party you're ever thrown me

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    Picard: Privately means all the way out of the room, if you please #1

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    Picard: Either the inertial dampers are offline, or there's some extra kick in Aunt Adele's hot milk toddy recipe
     
  15. T'Girl

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    Worf: "The rabbit-punches, groan-kicks and thrown-chairs I understand ... but the two men to my left quietly exchanging nipple-twists leaves me feeling confused."


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  16. Jonas Grumby

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    Haftel: "I'm not insinuating anything, Jean Luc. I'm simply noting that you have an awful lot of pastel colors and potted plants on your ship."
     
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  17. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    PICARD: Relax Admiral, it's not like Data has created some sort of monster.
     
  18. Triskelion

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    Riker: Stand down, everybody. She was just approaching the viewsreen, not the helm.

    Troi: Hey!


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    Picard: These flowers will have Beverly spending the next two weeks flat on her back with her legs wide open.

    Data: Can she not replicate a vase?


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    Worf: Finally! Some manly warrior action! What started it?
    Riker: They're trying to decide who gets to dress as a geisha at Keiko's wedding.


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    Picard: Sideboob.
    Admiral: <turns>


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    Picard: An enema? In this day and age?
    Beverly: Gotta have something for the Christmas newsletter.
     
  19. T'Girl

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    Data: "Pulling the flower's out of your sleeve was interesting Captain, but less so than pulling the tribble of a hat."

    Worf: "I did not care for the tribble trick."

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  20. JirinPanthosa

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    The first time Geordi got caught browsing porn on his console at work.

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    PICARD: Data, Geordi, Worf, meet Commander Parn from the Shrubbery planet. He will be our new chief science officer.

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    BLUESHIRT: That's Wesley! That's Wesley! That's Wesley! SO MANY WESLEYS!

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    ADMIRAL HARTFEL: Yes Jean Luc, I know you helped establish that Data was a person with individual rights. That's why we are summarily taking his daughter away from him without appeal, just like we would do for ANY human being!

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    BEVERLY: I told you to stay away from Commander Riker's holoprograms!