TNG Caption This! 338: I accidentally skipped #337

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by Santa Garrus, Dec 16, 2013.

  1. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! Winners Time!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Some things never change" award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Uncontrollable" Award, going to:


    Next, we have the "Cliffhanger" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Where's Geordi when you need him?" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Music cues" Award, going to:

    Loved ALL of the Photoshops this week! Couldn't choose, They're all winners!

    And, this next one gets some extra style points for shopping the desk reflection. Awesome stuff!


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    Congrats to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated! Now, I changed something last contest. Anybody know what it was? :rommie:

    And now, the new contest!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    La Forge: Hold my hand, someone!

    Riker: Flip for it? Loser has to hold his hand?

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    Worf: After thorough investigation, we can not determine who sent you these flowers.

    Picard: Did you read the card, Lieutenant?

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    Worf: Dang, we're always late to brawl night at Ten Forward.

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    Picard: Admiral, you've been sitting in my chair for hours. Get off my ship.


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    The moment so many fans had waited for, and Patrick Stewart totally sleep walked though the scene.
     
  3. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    LA FORGE: Stop rocking my chair, I'm about to hurl.

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    PICARD: So gentlemen, candy and flowers or just flowers?

    WORF: Do you really think we're the best people to give you relationship advice?

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    DORN: We just can't leave the stunt men alone for a minute, can we?

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    PICARD: I hope you're not planning to take advantage of me in this condition.

    CRUSHER: Nope

    PICARD: oh.
     
  4. bbjegglebells

    bbjegglebells Admiral Admiral

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    Picard: And the winner for best gold shirt is...

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    Riker: I'm telling you, the crew got over the Borg rather wel...
    Worf: Sure they did.

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    Picard: °* I coulda had a few more Bevs. *°¤
    Beverly: You punched Riker in the face.
    Picard: *hic* That lil piss has been gunning for my seat shince day one. *°*
    Beverly: You need to sleep.
    Picard: * I know what you need baby. °*¤
    Beverly: ... Strip, doctors orders.

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    Picard: And the winner for best gold shirt is... O'brien, who want to take him his award?
     
  5. Finngle Bells

    Finngle Bells Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Picard: Right- you fell for two ladies who ended up getting murdered by crazies who sold out their respective empires.
     
  6. Nebusj

    Nebusj Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    LaForge: ``Whoa, hey, the 'Check Engine' light just came on, what do we do?''
    Data: ``The Captain informed me the procedure is to pop the air hose off the catalytic converter just before we go in for inspection and reattach it after we pass.''

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    ``Yes, Lieutenant Worf, I shall be proud to accompany you to the prom.''

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    ``Hey! Who told everybody they could be kung-fu fighting?''

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    ``This may be our most serious situation yet, Admiral. They're filming us in a crane shot. They never take us out of eye-level two-shots.''

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    It was fun, but now Dr Crusher has to deflate and fully clean her Picard blow-up doll.
     
  7. Santa Claws

    Santa Claws Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thank you, Lead-Nosed Reindeer! :)

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    Riker: ...so then the next morning, I saw Ensign Monroe coming out of Ensign Carlyle's quarters!
    Troi: Really? Those two? I never would have thought...
    LaForge: Um, could you two focus for a minute? Shields at 20%, and the Warbird is circling for another attack run!

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    Worf: Sir... I believe you may have misunderstood when we asked if you had any "good weed".

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    Riker: What happened here, Lieutenant?
    Worf: I still do not understand it, sir. It all started when somebody asked, "Who's better: Kirk or Picard?"

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    Lal: OOoooo! I am a ghost! I am coming for you, Admiral Haftel. You must leave this ship at once!
    Haftel: She knows I'm not falling for that a second time, right?
     
  8. Wintermute

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    Geordi: Ok I'm nearly into the Captain's logs. Now it's asking for his password.
    Riker: Try "Eline."
    Geordi: Nope.
    Data: Try "ChateauPicard."
    Geordi: Nope.
    Riker: Try "Fourlights27."
    Geordi: That's it, we're in.
    Troi: Oh give me a break!
     
  9. Mistral

    Mistral Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Picard: "So, in light of the fuss over GMOs, I've decided to change the standard rations to something more natural."
     
  10. Jonas Grumby

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    Picard: "You have to admit, Admiral, as androids go, Lal is a bit of a cutie!"
    Haftel: "Bah! She's just a kid! You should Google James Kirk's historical logs for 'Exo III' sometime!"
     
  11. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Thanks ftw Mr. Lead [Changable Full Name] Sir! Also for the previous contest as I forgot to do so last time.


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    Burton: Maybe we should just put her in a proper uniform rather than go to all these strange lengths to cover up her camel toe?


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    Picard: It may not seem it gentlemen, but flowers like these got me many a fine woman. The flowers and a bottle of meths.


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    Worf: Humans brawl like big girls blouses.


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    Picard: Actually, Data gave up on the whole android project after being distracted by his new hobby, giant shadow puppets.


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    Beverly: ...I think what you should have done is gotten me to drink the meths. Nice flowers though.
     
  12. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Medical log: As that already happened seventeen years ago, a bad interpreation of Halmet thrown Captain Picard to dementia. Hopefully, I know it's easy to treat with the Wesley procedure.

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    Riker: What the hell is that?
    Worf: They're the without honor actors who played so badly this great Klingon tragedy.
     
  13. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    MR. GREY: Not in the face! Not in the face!!
     
  14. Mojochi

    Mojochi Commodore Commodore

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    Thanks for the pick :)

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    Riker: Remind me later to speak to the captain about reassigning this awful helmsman. I'm not even sure he can see

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    Data: Catching them apparently means you are the next bride to be, Sir

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    Worf: Apart from the guys about to make out, on my left, it's the best birthday party you're ever thrown me

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    Picard: Privately means all the way out of the room, if you please #1

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    Picard: Either the inertial dampers are offline, or there's some extra kick in Aunt Adele's hot milk toddy recipe
     
  15. T'Girl

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    Worf: "The rabbit-punches, groan-kicks and thrown-chairs I understand ... but the two men to my left quietly exchanging nipple-twists leaves me feeling confused."


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  16. Jonas Grumby

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    Haftel: "I'm not insinuating anything, Jean Luc. I'm simply noting that you have an awful lot of pastel colors and potted plants on your ship."
     
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  17. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    PICARD: Relax Admiral, it's not like Data has created some sort of monster.
     
  18. Wintermute

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    Riker: Stand down, everybody. She was just approaching the viewsreen, not the helm.

    Troi: Hey!


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    Picard: These flowers will have Beverly spending the next two weeks flat on her back with her legs wide open.

    Data: Can she not replicate a vase?


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    Worf: Finally! Some manly warrior action! What started it?
    Riker: They're trying to decide who gets to dress as a geisha at Keiko's wedding.


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    Picard: Sideboob.
    Admiral: <turns>


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    Picard: An enema? In this day and age?
    Beverly: Gotta have something for the Christmas newsletter.
     
  19. T'Girl

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    Data: "Pulling the flower's out of your sleeve was interesting Captain, but less so than pulling the tribble of a hat."

    Worf: "I did not care for the tribble trick."

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  20. JirinPanthosa

    JirinPanthosa Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    The first time Geordi got caught browsing porn on his console at work.

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    PICARD: Data, Geordi, Worf, meet Commander Parn from the Shrubbery planet. He will be our new chief science officer.

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    BLUESHIRT: That's Wesley! That's Wesley! That's Wesley! SO MANY WESLEYS!

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    ADMIRAL HARTFEL: Yes Jean Luc, I know you helped establish that Data was a person with individual rights. That's why we are summarily taking his daughter away from him without appeal, just like we would do for ANY human being!

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    BEVERLY: I told you to stay away from Commander Riker's holoprograms!