TNG Caption This! 336: The Best of Both Blu-rays

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  1. Santa Claws

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    Second Officer's Personal Log, supplemental. I have been on this planet for 87.3 hours now, and I still have not found any trace of this "snipe" creature that Commander Riker ordered me to capture.
     
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  5. Honorable Ensign

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  7. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    DATA: Interesting, apparently I need a scanning app.
     
  8. BriGuy

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    Data: I am not detecting any snipes...
     
  9. BriGuy

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  10. Bad Thoughts

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    Data: Every attempt to use this tricorder sends me to the Google Play store. I believe this tricorder has been assimilated.
     
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  12. Santa Garrus

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  13. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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