TNG Caption This! 336: The Best of Both Blu-rays

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Dec 8, 2013.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! I'm starting a caption contest on saturday for once!

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    First up to the plate, we have the "Failed Mutiny" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Medical Examiner" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Revenge of the Q's!" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "The Tale of Sir Jean-Luc" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Hide and Seek" Award, going to:



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    Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

    And now, I've been looking forward to this for awhile, TrekCore recently put up their "Best of Both Worlds Part 1" Blu-ray screencaps and we're going to have "Best of Both Worlds Part 1" Blu-ray caption contest!

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    Let's begin!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Picard: I don't mean to be rude, but this is MY spot.

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    Data: Oh, why Miley, Why?

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    Picard: Why did LeadHead put 2 pictures of people reading devices into this contest? Is he crazy?

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  3. Nerys Myk

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  5. Avro Arrow

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    Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

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    According to these readings I should activate my wedgie maintenance subroutine.


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    Picard: Well implausible or not I want the computer to have KITT's voice from Knight Rider.


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    *moves tricorder in an 8 figure*


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    Picard: Wow, an app for seeing what Geordi sees
     
  9. inflatabledalek

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    Picard: Picard to Data! Can you find who synthesized so much butt rounding hormones?

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    Data: According to these readings about the new contest, "butt and fart" factor is still really high.

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